Dia:and there's a yandere version of HIM,yes?
Ivyline:uhuh and whats your point-(●__●)....wait a minute..
Dia:yup...
Ivyline:(⊙_◎) did you kill it????
Dia:OF COURSE I KILLED IT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE WITH A YANDERE VERSION OF ME EXISTING!!?!?!!
Ivyline:IDFK IM NOT YOU AND THAT CORRUPT VERSION OF YOU IS BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS!!!!!
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Khaos:y'know mod... you're the perfect vessel for storing and using new magic~
Mod:wh-what does that mean??
Khaos:*makes some of her nails super sharp and jabs them into her neck*
Mod:*yelps as eyes flash billions of colours while something new flows within her*
Khaos:noia you do it too!!
Noia:but...I don't think she-
Khaos:just do it.
Noia:*nervously sticks one of her sharpened nails into mods neck,injecting her substance into mod*
Mod:*after being released she chokes,coughs and wheezes for a minute,curled in on herself on the floor while spasming in pain*
Noia:*goes to help mod but is stopped by khaos*
Khaos:let it happen.
Noia:*whimper*
Mod:*after a few minutes sits up and inhales deeply,rubbing her burning eyes only to realize she's crying* wh-what the hell!?!??!?
Khaos:now you have hundreds of new abilities that resemble ours!panka,pixie and nymph will go with you again to teach you how to use them.
Noia:*hugs mod*'m sorry..
Mod:*pats her back and wipes away the tears*it's fine..
Nymph:you ready to train moderator?
Mod:...ok I guess I'm ready.
Panka:*in foreign language*then let us be on our way!!
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Noia:*hugging khaos with angry black tears falling down her cheeks*
Khaos:*sniff sniff*I can smell a swap! papyrus's dust on you,along with something that smells like a mix between mostly fell and sort of blue..what happened.
Noia:m-mods *hic* cleaning up the mess...
Khaos:.....show him to me-
(When they get to the living room area)
The fell sans:(cigarette burns all over his body,missing his golden tooth,plain white eyes,has swaps scarf,still has his jacket and his soul is a mix between his red soul and swap sans's blue soul)*looks at noia with slight concern*w-what?
Noia:what should we nickname you..
Khaos:nicknames and soul enhancements are required to reside here.
Trixie:_____mentioned tj.
Noia:whose blank?
Trixie:saying it's name will summon the dark one..*feels claws digging into her scalp
?????:are you talking shit about me?
Trixie:*sweating*n-nope.
Kitto:oh-ok!!!*glitches out of existence*
Khaos and noia in unison:tj it is..
Tj:(●__●)uh....o-ok??
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(Context:While Noia was allowing tj to experience the surface of classic Undertale-[with sans's permission of course]-noia had to go get something she forgot,it took a bit of convincing but Eventually tj agreed to stay there,then some random dude starts talking to him while he's waiting on the bench noia left him on)
Some dude:*reaches toward tj*yo you ok-
Tj:*smacks the hand away and holds himself*D-DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!
Some dude:woah sorry little guy didn't mean to freak ya out.
Tj:*trembling as he scoots away further*
Noia:*comes through the portal,pays for the guys stuff to make him go away and carefully reaching for tj,taking her time to make sure he's ok with it-*
Tj:*says fuck all that and hugs noia close,burying his face into her black jacket*
Noia:*trying to suppress happy noises at him hugging her while calming him down*if you want I could buy you plenty of mustard and a few packs of hotdogs and hotdog buns?
Tj:.......*nod*
Noia:(✿^‿^) it's settled then!!
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Noia:*chilling upside down on the ceiling* (- -)
Khaos:*acts as if this is a normal thing*hey watch this,pspspspspsps-
Noia:*still on the ceiling but now has moved to be directly over khaos,reaching toward her and papping her in the face with her soft hands*(0 0)
____________________________________________ noia tuning into a convo ivyline and dia are having:?
Ivyline:-like some fucking jew.
Noia:IVYLINE WE DO NOT SAY THAT HERE!!
ivyline:uh...jew?
Dia:she's talking about fuck,you can't say fuck in here you fucking dumbass!!
Noia:DIA!
Ivyline:why the fuck not????
Noia:IVYLINE-YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?
(Proceeds to beat the shit out of both of them)
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Velvet:*minding her own business,tensing as she feels hands on her head and looks up*(((;ꏿ_ꏿ;)))
Noia:*on the ceiling,chilling in her skin tight work outfit*hello.
Velvet:WHAT THE ACTUAL-
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(This has been stewing in my brain for quite some time...don't ask ANY QUESTIONS because I won't answer them.)
Springtrap:you two certainly are a handful...so what are you gonna do?
Khaos:nothing...she's simply exhausted because of everything,and I mean EVERYTHING..not to mention the baby-
Springtrap:-baby?
Springbonnie:-BABY???
Khaos:don't freak out,NO it's not because she got naturally preggers by some dude but this happens when certain events happen with her breed of leviathan...it's SUPPOSED to be because she's getting old and needs to continue her bloodline but because of a few reasons she's not going to die naturally,so she and this child will be the only two of her breed.
Springbonnie:ok what's the baby gonna look like??
Khaos:like noia...so it's going to resemble a leviathan like skeleton thing BUT it won't inherent the crown or completely empty eyes,it'll have bright eyelights and a bit more.
Springtrap:ok...but what about her nest or whatever?
Khaos:she'll make it when she needs to.
(Meanwhile a few months later)
Velvet:*sees noia pop her head out of this mound of blankets and pillows*noia?
Noia:*completely silent as she yawns*
Velvet:noia are you ok?
Noia:'m fine...
Cider:*sees movement in the blanket mound*uuummmm...what's dat??
Noia:(///////)um.....m-my...b-b-baby....
Cider and velvet:WHAT!?!?!?!??
Noia:*carefully goes back into the mound and pops her head out to reveal a small,skeletal looking baby the size of a phone before setting it carefully down and cleaning it with her sharp tongue*
Cider and velvet:........
Velvet:*rushes out of the room*EVERYONE OMG COME LOOK AT THIS!!!
Cider:*follows after her*HOLY SHIT!!!
Noia:(￣ヘ￣;)*just realized how much more annoying this situation got as she nuzzles against the whining baby*
[Ok this shit is done for the week.......now for more dream smp funny moments cause I can and I want to.]
oh mah gaaaahhh part 3
Start from the beginning
