Khaos:oh!it's like Birth mark!! every angel has a different one,so even if They're similar there's always something that makes them different!
Me:oh...ook
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Noia:kip meet viva,viva meet kip!!
Kip:*quiet "hi" as they hide behind noia*
Noia:sorry...their a bit shy..
Viva:that's entirely understandable,hi it's nice to meet you kip!
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Poison:you ruined my fun last time,you realize that yes?
Me:...
Poison:awful quiet this time aren't you,don't worry I'll make you scream soon~
Me:...(welp.....goodbye sanity...it was nice knowing you)
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Me:so you two are in a relationship now??
Nama:*holding a very embarrassed mutt*yup.
Me:have you ****** yet?
Nama:*bursts into laughter*
Mutt:*embarrassed noises*
Noia:*snickering*
Cherry:YOU DON'T JUST ASK SOMEONE THAT!!!!! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!?!?!?!??
me and nama:nope~
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Adam:*sigh*what a nice day today~
Damian:SUP FUCKER!!
Adam:*perfectly cut scream*
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Ivyline:*made it clear that she didn't want to be touched*
Trixie:.......*poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*
Ivyline:*grabs trixie by the arm and slams her into the glass table*STOP TOUCHING ME FUCKER!!
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Someone:don't you think ivyline is a little... abusive?
Trixie:......*snorts that turn into giggles*
Clover,dia,miami,kitto,simon,beefcake,harvey and momo:*burst into hysterical laughter*
Noia,khaos,mod,marie and dust!ivy:*silent judgement of the person*
That someone:???????
Trixie:*stops giggling and wipes away tears*oh honey.....you have no idea what abusive is to us~if anything ivylines TAME compared to someone we know
Everyone else:*mixed noises of displeased groans,whines and huffs*
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Trixie:*snickers*h-hey momo,say Tuesday~
Momo:why in all that's hellish do you want me to say chewsday????
Trixie,kitto and clover:😂😂😂👌👌👌
Momo:😠*after taking a drink out of her glass of fresh water*wankers.....
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Damian:*talking shit about adam*
Adam:eat salt damian...
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Nicolai:*happy seal noises*
Malakai:*smiling behind his fan*
Kat(looks like an anthro traditional unicorn):awwwwwww
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Me:RARITY!!APPLEJACK AND RAINBOWDASH STOLE MY FUCKING SWORD!!!
Rarity:*sighs and stops her sewing machine*honestly....DARLINGS!!
Rainbowdash:yah?
Applejack:huh?
Rarity:return the sword to mod or no cuddles for either of you.
Both:*groan but reluctantly give me my sword*
Me:thank you.
(I like to think the the main six are all in one big poly relationship with a few others included..and can switch between a human form{like actual human...not rainbow skinned monstrosities}and their natural form...but thats just my headcannon~)
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Me with any fucking dog:
(Pet and give affection) (attempt to murder)
^ ^
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Dad:is chicken thawed??
Me:*panics*no but I can thaw it now-
Dad:-that's not what I asked..
Both of us:*stutter over each other for like a minute*
Dad:-ok so is chicken thawing?
Me:...no...
Dad:ok..do you want pizza tonight?
Me:*feels like a fucking idiot*fuckin..yes.
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Wendy:I am not your queen,I'm your dictator~bend your fuckin knee bitch,that's an order,whatcha say to me,huh?bitch speak louder-
Khaos and lilliana:god dammit..
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Me:I want to shoot a baby...is that a bad thing??
Khaos:depends on the baby.
Noia:MOM NO-
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(How three of the teams would react to being in a hurricane-)
Kingsmen:*laughing their asses off as they get blown around in the wind and rain(yes including Ivyline,me and noia,whose just standing there completely dry)*
Nightshades:*hanging out in a bunker,playing monopoly(shadows winning.. he's good at this kind of thing)*
Guardians:*making sure everyone is ok and safe(except the kingsmen because their fucking crazy)*
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Me:noia do da thing!!
Noia:a or b??
Me:b!!
Noia:*opens her mouth,which looks like a completely normal human mouth and suddenly her teeth get sharper and more needle like{good for ripping and tearing} while her tongue gets its barbed spike things and splits like a lizard tongue*
Me:*happy noises as i take a quick pic of it*ok thank you!!
Noia:*confused snake hiss as she now has an overbite*
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(These are written over the week...to give a semi explanation as to what these are)
oh mah gaaaahhh part 2
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