Danisnotonfire Imagines (Dan Howell)

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I walk straight into Dan and Phil’s flat using the extra key Dan gave me for emergencies a few months ago. 

"Phil, where’s Dan?" I found Phil in the lounge on his laptop. I was in a major rush looking for him, I was so fucking horny. 

"Oh hey (Y/N), I was just about to do a-" he started.

I peeked my head out the door and looked down the hallway, then back at him. “Yeah, where did you say he was?” I said quickly.

"Where who was?" I heard from behind, as I felt Dan’s hands snake around my waist. "Hey you," he whispered in my ear.

I turned around to him, “Hey can I talk to you in your room?” I said, already taking his hand, pulling him down the hallway, and closing the door behind us. I turned to him and he had a concerned look all over his face.

"What’s wrong?" he asked, pulling his eyebrows together. I walked swiftly over to him and aggressively pressed my lips against his. 

"Woah, hey there," he chuckled, pulling away. I hushed him, and left a trail of kisses up his neck to his ear and whispered in a low voice.

"I need you."

—-

"Emily B. says ‘what’s your favorite fruit,’" Phil said to his YouNow live show.

"Well, I would have to say-" he starts.

"Oh shit," he could hear Dan say in the other room. 

"Oh…um…that must be that downstairs neighbor, sorry guys!" Phil said quickly, but he knew it was Dan and (Y/N) in the other room. 

"Fuck yes!" (Y/N) said after. Phil’s eye grew wide and he blushed. 

"Um, why don’t we move into the other room, let me just grab my charger and we can-" he said grabbing the laptop.

"Say my name, baby"

"Oh, Dan!" (Y/N) yelled. 

Phil immediately froze in his spot, he knew the live show heard that; he looked at the chat and it was exploding with comments. 

"Actually guys, I just forgot I had to do…things, um so I’m just going to end early…okay bye!" Phil said awkwardly and quickly ended the live show and shut his laptop. 

Phil approached Dan’s door, and weakly knocked on the door. “Um, Dan?” The ‘noises’ stopped.

"What, Phil?" Dan said, annoyed.

"Um, we kinda have an emergency," Phil said. He heard shuffling and a ‘bloody hell’ from Dan until they both emerged from Dan’s room, hot and sweaty.

Phil sat them down and explained what happened. Dan went white as a ghost. (Y/N), on the other hand, started uncontrollably laughing. Dan pulled out his phone to check twitter, where PhilsLiveShow, #SayMyName, and #DanisMakingHerHowellTonight were already trending in the UK. 

"This is a mess," Dan said, pinching his nose.

"I still think it’s funny," (Y/N) said, wiping away her tears of laughter.