Ugh wrong number

Part 1

Mr Rich Bitch

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Peter

I mean yeah maybe it is cold

What do u think Mr Rich Bitch

Mr Rich Bitch

Why this name?

Peter

I told u i save u in my contact as Mr Rich Bitch

Mr Rich Bitch

Ugh kid you fool

Peter

If u don't like the name then tell me your real one

Or is that your real name?

Mr Rich Bitch

What

ofc no

Peter

Really

you don't sound so sure

Mr Rich Bitch

How can i not sound sure THROUGH text messages

Peter

Idk u tell me MRB (Mr Rich Bitch for short)

MRB

and i cant give u may real name

what if u r spy

Peter

and what if u r?

MRB

well i am not

Peter

Kidnaper?

MRB

...No

Peter

u know

that's exactly what a spy and kidnaper will say

MRB

I-

u got a point

Peter

at least your age

i wanna make sure im not talking witch 60 yo pedophile

MRB

no

U r chatting with 48 yo MARRIED man

Peter

even worse

MRB

did u just use my words

Peter

u did it too

And also wTF I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS CHATTING WITH PEDOPHILE

MRB

kid chill

i am not pedophile

Peter

kidnaper?

r u gonna kidnap me MRB

MRB

*sigh

ANYWAY

i gtg my wife forces me to sleep

u should do that too

Peter

ughh okay DaD

MRB

yeah i am your father

now sleep my child

Peter

But daaaaad

there is a monster under my bed

and i'm scared

MRB

then scared them too

Peter

yeah good advice

MRB

Now go to bed before your mom finds out that we are both awake

Peter

fiiiiine

btw i cant wait to meet my mom a.k.a. your wife

MRB

LMAO kid that was the funniest AND weirdest message i have ever had

Peter

yea

sounds better in my head

anyway gn MRB

MRB

night kid

And now I only have 1 hour ... it could be worse ... I started walking around the city looking for some crime. 1 hour later I was just stopping 2 robbers trying to rob a jewelry store. I have some injuries, but I don't really care about them. I was in front of my bedroom window listening to May's heartbeat for a minute, but I couldn't hear it. I open it and change into my pajamas and fall asleep.

With Tony

That was sweet. The first time I've smiled in a long time. Only Pepper or Rhodey can make me so happy. I left my phone on the nightstand after Pepper practically dragged me to bed and fell into a restful sleep.

A/N- Alright this is my first story ever... I will write more I promise :)

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