Alpha and elas

GC: man whores (+anyk)

sup gang what'd i miss?

*ARMUS IS NOW ONLINE*

saint:

uh...wolfie? That's quite an interesting nickname i suppose.

Armus:

Is that some kind of kink we dont understand or?

Alpha:

SHIT-

*ALPHA WENT OFFLINE*

elas:

yeah-alpha is right-

*ELAS WENT OFFLINE*

saint:

GUYS me and armus were just.... hanging- out by the lake and i got curious over what everyone's contacts looked like... so ill go first

in my contacts elas is "the royal one"

alpha is "the scary one"

Akkar is "the simp one"

Anyk is "the female one"

And armus is "the one"

Akkar:

I think you forgot to add something with armus dude.

saint:

I said what i said.

akkar:

Ok, well im not doing this since i have important things to do.

Anyk:

Like what lol

Akkar:

....remind alpha he's a dumb bitch.

Armus:

He has a point that is very important.

*ELAS IS ONLINE*

elas:

GUYS WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

anyk:

What?? What is it??

Elas:

ALPHA IS GONE?!

saint:

......what do you mean hes gone?

Elas:

HE IS POOF. NOWHERE TO BE SEEN??

Akkar:

Ok calm down did you try texting him?

Elas:

OFCOURSE I HAVE

anyk:

im sure he's ok elas, just,,, try to calm yourself.

Elas:

Ok but if he's dead y'all are too

*ELAS WENT OFFLINE*

akkar:

.....is he threatening US?!

armus:

Dont pay it any mind, he's just worried.

*hours later*

*ELAS IS ONLINE*

Elas:

Alpha just walked into our room with donuts and I don't know if i should completely demolish his ass or marry him

*ANYK IS ONLINE

Anyk:

marriage

*AKKAR IS ONLINE*

Akkar:

All of the above if possible.

*ARMUS IS ONLINE*

Armus:

.....donuts you say👀

*SAINT IS ONLINE*

Saint:

armus come back to bed damn it

Akkar:

Im so glad you said armus before that because I would've taken it very personal.

Anyk:

Elas, can you tell alpha to keep it down up there?

Akkar:

Yeah loudass motherfucker

Elas: wdym he's asleep

Akkar:

I can hear you two giggling from downstairs. Do as anyk says.

Elas:

Yes boss

Anyk:

....did i just hear alpha yell "you're not the boss of me asshole"???

Elas:

maybe,,,,

Akkar:

oh that punk is going down-

Elas:

ANYK DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE LOSE BOTH OUR BOYFRIENDS

anyk:

you think akkar would have a chance against alpha? Homeboy can give one glance and akkar would just waddle away.

*ALPHA IS ONLINE*

alpha:

Damn right.

Elas:

Alpha get back in bed🥺

alpha:

🏃🏃🏃