i'll be there - chandler bing (on hold)

the one with the stoned guy

"thanks, phoebe. but i just don't really see myself in a big white hat." he smiles and phoebe nods. 

"ok." there is a pauses before phoebe turns to monica excited. "oh, monica! guess what!" monica groans, digging her head into ross' shoulder as everyone giggles. 

*

gianna sat at the coffee table glossing over a magazine with rachel when chandler enters the apartment. 

"can you see my nipples through this shirt?" chandler asks, waiting for rachel to reply. 

"no." she pauses. "but don't worry, i'm sure they're still there." she continues, entering the kitchen. 

"where are you going, mr suity-man?" gianna smirks, sitting up on the couch in order to speak to chandler. 

"well, i have an appointment to see dr robert phillma, career counselor a-gogo." chandler replies, looking across everyone's expressions. "i added the 'a-gogo'."

"career counselor?" rachel asks and chandler nods. 

"hey, you guys all know what you want to do." chandler argues and rachel furrows her brows. 

"i don't!" 

"hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. you know, you have goals. you have dreams. i don't have a dream." chandler continues, looking down at gianna. 

"ah, the lesser-know 'i don't have a dream' speech." ross jokes and gianna laughs in responds as monica walks through the door. 

"oh, i love my life, i love my life!" monica exclaims, placing her bag on the table. 

"ooh! brian's song!" phoebe smiles. 

"the meeting with the guy went great?" rachel asks and monica nods. 

"so great! he showed me where the restaurant's going to be. it's this, it's this little place on 10th street. not too big, not too small. just right." monica explains, walking around the table. 

"was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?" chandler asks sarcastically, letting gianna hit him lightly. she stands on her knees as chandler sits on the back of the couch, letting her lean next to him. 

"so anyway, i'm cooking dinner for him monday night. you know, kind of like an audition. and phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises." monica smiles, her excitement evident. 

"what are you going to make?" gianna asks and phoebe turns to her as if she wasn't paying attention. 

"yummy noises." she replies and gianna laughs, shaking her head. 

"and monica, what are you going to make?" gianna asks again and monica shakes her head. 

"i don't know. i don't know. it's just going to be so great!" she smiles, walking around the room. 

"oooh! i know what you could make." phoebe smiles, using her hands to demonstrate. "i know! oh, you should definitely make that thing...you know with the stuff?" monica looks at phoebe confused. "you know, that thing...with the stuff? ok, i don't know." phoebe mutters, sitting down at the table defeated. 

"hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?" ross asks, looking up from the paper he was reading in the arm chair. gianna turns to face him, elevating herself to sit beside chandler on the back of the couch. he leans next to her, continuing to stand. 

"how about tony's? if  you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free." joey suggests and ross shakes his head. 

"ok, ahem, hey does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?" ross asks again.