Things SOME of the 1-3 conestants would never admit

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"I was never a cit"
- u know who
"I wasn't even popular!"
-heather
"I've only been to jail once, all the other times I was at my moms house eating lasagna"
-duncan
"me and alejandro actually formed a secret alliance in world tour but he said he didn't have a good feeling about Cody so I was done with him"
-Noah
"I'm not actually goth, it's all for show. I prefer cottage core actually."
-Gwen
"I buy my songs off ebay, u think I take time out of my day to do that? NO"
-Trent
"I literally don't even surf, like I just get lucky lol"
-Bridgette
"I know his name is Tyler"
-Lindsay
"I don't even like Cody anymore but as long as it keeps me relevant u know I'm gonna still be stalkerra"
-Sierra
"im on straight tik tok pls send help"
-Cody
"I throw parties for blackmail. I swear I'm still a party guy, but jeez these people are something else when they party."
-Geoff
"i used to be an r/not like other girl"
-also heather
"I actually have black hair. I just wear a wig that stays on wayyy too well."
-Izzy.

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