A Polite Skeleton

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Nami : Why are we going!? We should turn back!!

Luffy : I told you I was fine by myself.

Sanji : No way, if you do something stupid and our ship gets crushed, then what?

(Y/N) : Why was I dragged here?

Currently, Luffy, Sanji, Nami and (Y/N) were climbing up the ghost ship. (Y/N), who was flying up, was carrying Nami because Sanji said so.

(Y/N) : You were looking forward to the "treasure ship", weren't you?

Nami : No way, this is the "treasure ship". You saw it didn't you the moving skeleton.

Luffy : That's the guardian of the treasure, let's search for him first!!

They look up and saw the skeleton peaking down from the ship.

Nami : GYAAAAAAAAH!!!

Back on Sunny, Usopp and Zoro heard the scream.

Usopp : Begone foul spirits, Begone foul spirits, rest in peace...

The four Straw hats were now on the deck of the ghost ship, infront of the skeleton. Nami was hiding behind all three of them.

(Y/N) : If you scream like that again... I'm dropping you right into the sea.

??? : How do you do!! Yohohohoho!! Pardon for my earlier behaviour!! I met eyes with you before, yet could give no greetings!!

??? : What a surprise!! It's been decades, perhaps, Since I've seen a  living person!! All you see a ghost ship after ghost ship around these parts. So scary.

Luffy : Look, he's talking!!

(Y/N) : He also have an afro!!

??? : Now, now please come in.

He then looks at Nami.

??? : My, my!! What a lovely young woman over there!! Beautiful~!

Nami : Eh... No...that's...

??? : I've never set eyes on such a beauty!! 'Cause skeletons don't have eyes!! Yohohoho!!

He then puts his tea cup and his cane on a broken table and fix his clothing.

??? : ....

Straw hats : ....

??? : Perhapes you'd be so kind as to show your panties?

Nami kicks him on his head.

Nami : Like I'd show it to you!!

Luffy and (Y/N) burst laughing.

(Y/N) : That was a nice kick though.

Luffy : Oi, can you poop?

Sanji : THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK BEFORE THAT ONE!!

The skeleton walks up to the table and pick his things again.

??? : Yes, I do poop.

Sanji : DON'T ANSWER, WHATEVER!!

Sanji then starts asking him several questions until Luffy speaks up.

Luffy : Before that, become my nakama!!

??? : Yes, very well then.

Sanji & Nami : Uoooh, Oii!!

(Y/N) : He has an eye for quality crewmates.

Time skip brought to you by.... Idk think of something yourself...

??? : Yohohohoho!! A cheerful greeting!! Hello, everyone! I'm "Dead bones" Brook!! Nice to meet you!!

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