Devil of Remnant

DxD Filler: Issei's Punishments

In the club room, Issei is on his knees, bowing his head to Rias. She is sitting on Vergil's lap at her desk, and Akeno is standing beside the two with a cute smile.

Rias: Today is the day you are punished for misbehaving, little Issei.

Issei: P-please go easy on me.

Rias: Oh, of course not. A master must make sure her servants are properly disciplined. Surely you understand that?

Issei: Y-y-yes...

Rias clasps her hands together.

Rias: Great! And, I have also heard you owe Vergil three favors, since he has saved you from multiple dangerous situations. Is that true?

Issei: Y-yes, President...

Rias: Hmm, alright then. Your punishment is to gain twenty contracts by the end of the day.

Issei's head shoots up from the floor as he goes wide-eyed in shock.

Issei: T-t-t-twenty?! That's impossible!

Rias: Well, then you should have thought first before acting.

She gives a sweet but very scary smile, and Vergil rubs her head, which Issei notices. He watches this and gets a little envious.

Issei: Wait, why are you sitting on his lap?

Rias tilts her head at Issei's question.

Rias: Hm? I love him, and couples do things like this normally.

Akeno smiles, and kisses Vergil's cheek.

Akeno: She's not the only one~

Vergil: Don't worry, I'd never forget you Akeno.

Issei goes dead quiet, and his eyes are full of shock. Vergil smirks in amusement at this, and massages Rias' shoulders, making the crimson princess sigh in affection.

Vergil: As for my favors...hm, let's see...after you're done getting your contracts, I want you to do these for me the next day. One: Go on a grocery shopping spree for me. I'll give you a list of ingredients I need. And trust me, the list will be very long. Two: I want you to clean up the track field, the second years made a really big and lasting mess over there. The third isn't really a favor, but my own punishment for you: For every time you say anything perverted towards the girls here, that meaning any of them, Griffon will shock you with his bolts.

Said bird flies through the open window and lands on the desk, in front of Akeno, who pets his head with her delicate fingers.

Griffon: Don't think or say anythin' funny, or I'll zap you so hard, even Ddraig will feel it! Haha, you'll be my little bitch at the end of tomorrow if ya fail!

Vergil: You know, Ddraig won't exactly be happy if he finds out a bird, the size of a pebble compared to him, said it can do any damage to him.

Griffon: Oh shit, you think so?

Dismissing the electric hawk, Vergil turns back to Issei.

Vergil: Oh, and if you think you could get away with keeping your dirty thoughts internal, Griffon can read minds as well as can telepathically communicate with me. Especially if I find out you are imagining impure situations with my girls. Let's just say...I won't be exactly pleased.

Issei: U-um...who, are your girls?

With his signature stoic expression, Vergil motions towards Akeno and Rias.

Vergil: Along with these two lovely ladies in front of you, there's Koneko, Asia, the girls of the student council, and Serafall.

Issei goes bug-eyed as his jaw drops.