Emily's P.O.V
Butters: Here. Take this. *hands paper*
Emily: What is it?
Butters: An invitation.
Emily: *reading* You are to attend King Pinky Cupcakes' funeral. What the frick?
Butters: Please attend to show your love to King Pinky Cupcakes god rest his soul..
Emily: Okay fine I'll go.
Butters: Great. It's on Saturday.
Eric: *walks in* Oh hey Butters..
Butters: *ignores and walks out of kitchen*
Eric: *mutters* Douche.
-At the funeral-
Kenny's P.O.V
Butters: Ahem. Thank you all for attending King Pinky Cupcakes' funeral. I'm sure he would really appreciate it. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.....
Pssstt!
Pssst! Kenny!
Kenny: Cartman?! What are you doing?!
Cartman peeked out from under the buffet table.
Cartman: Meet me outside.
Kenny: Umm..okay?
Cartman crawled through a row of chairs until he reached the back door. Then he snuck out.
Kenny: *whispers* Um Em?
Emily: Ya?
Kenny: I have to go to the bathroom.
Emily: Okay.
I snuck out the back. Cartman was waiting for me.
Cartman: We need to ruin that funeral.
Kenny: What why?
Cartman: Butters hates me cause I killed his dumb fish!
Kenny: So? I thought you hated Butters.
Cartman: I- *blushes* Just-SHUT UP! The point is, we need something, or some one, to crash that party.
Kenny: How about you? It is your idea..
Cartman: Hell nah dude! You do it.
Kenny: Why me?!
Cartman: Cause I say so..now go!
I stumbled inside and peeked around the corner into the living room.
Butters: And now I will sing King Pinky Cupcakes' favorite song..
Lu Lu Lu
I got some apples
Lu Lu Lu
You've got some too
Lu Lu Lu
Let's get together
I know what we can do Lu Lu
Thank you thank you very much!
Now is my chance...
I jumped into the middle of the room and tore my shirt off.
Kenny: *yelling* I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION! YOU'RE LIVIN IN THE PAST ITS A NEW GENERATION!!!!
Everyone just stared at me.
Cartman: *rushes in* BUTTERS I LOVE YOU IM SORRY I KILLED YOUR FISH! *kisses*
Butters: Auuggggghhhh! *runs out*
Cartman: *chases* Come back! I LOVE YOU!
Emily: Um...I'm just gonna stay calm here..
Skyler: Me too
Allura: Me three
Kenny: Well..that wasn't awkward.
A/N ??????randomness! But ya I hope you enjoyed the craziness (I just had a whole cup of Starbucks so I'm a little cray-cray) So ya! :) #totallynormal -Em😜
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