Emily: The countdown is on! Everybody make a resolution!
Kenny: I'm gonna stop perving.
Emily: Really?
Kenny: Well, I can try..
Emily: I'm gonna drink more Starbucks!
Tweek: I'm gonna sue Starbucks for more money..
Skyler: I'll stop being so creepy.
Emily: That's impossible.
Craig: I'm gonna eat more waffles!
Token: I'll clean my room.
Craig: Boring..
Clyde: I'm gonna date Bebe!
Emily: *fangirling* Aw you guys are such a cute couple!
Clyde: Huh?
Emily: Nothing.
Allura: I'm gonna kiss Kyle more! Come here Sunny D!
Kyle: And I'll kiss Allura more!
Skyler: *rolls eyes*
Stan: I'm going to stop puking whenever I like someone. It makes conversation really awkward..
Cartman: I-
Kyle: *mocking* I'm gonna go on a diet!
Cartman: *glares* I'm gonna keep hating Kyle..
Kyle: That's not a resolution fatass!
Cartman: It is for me..
Butters: I'm gonna get a goldfish!
Everyone: *stares*
Butters: What?
Emily: *facepalm*
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Moving in with South Park!
FanfictionMy name's Emily and my friend Skyler and I have just bought a house in a beautiful place called South Park. Only problem- we have to share with 9 people! Their names are Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Craig, Tweek, Butters, Clyde, And Token. We annoy t...
