Emily: Its mah birthday!
Kenny: Here's my present. *hands poptart*
Emily: Mmmm *nibbles poptart* EW!
Kenny: What? You no like shrek flavor?
Emily: Oh mah gosh! *gags*
Kenny: Just kidding! It was peanut butter!
Emily: Still ew.
Skyler: Here's my present. *hands FoB album*
Emily: Ermagosh! You da bestest best friend I ever had!
Craig: Here. *gives sweater*
Emily: Gee...thanks...
Craig: Open it up.
Emily: Ooh it has a llamacorn on it!
Craig: Yepsi Pepsi!
Emily: Yay!
Allura: Heeeree *hands gift card*
Emily: Woohoo Tar-jayyyy!
Skyler: That's the gay version of target
Emily: It's nut called bein gay it's called bein FAAAABULLOUSSS! *flips hair*
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A/N Imma goin to Daytona, Daytona! Yussss!!!! And, in case you're wondering, the rest of them didn't give meh presents cause they're lazzeehhh... -Em 😆
P.S. Monday is my birthday I just decided to publish early :3
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Moving in with South Park!
FanfictionMy name's Emily and my friend Skyler and I have just bought a house in a beautiful place called South Park. Only problem- we have to share with 9 people! Their names are Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Craig, Tweek, Butters, Clyde, And Token. We annoy t...
