Skyler: I'm bored.
Emily: LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE WITH THE GUYS!
Skyler: What about Vicky?
Emily: She went home.
Skyler: Okay let's do this!
We ran downstairs and told the guys we were gonna all play truth or dare in the living room. They all groaned, but agreed. We sat on the floor in a circle.
Emily: Sky you start.
Skyler: Ok.. Craig, truth or dare?
Craig: Truth
Skyler: Do you love as much as your hamster?
Craig: More than my hamster.
Skyler: Aww thanks!
I sat next to Skyler.
Emily: Kenny, truth or dare?
Kenny: *crosses arms* Dare.
Emily: *Evil smile* I dare you to act out anaconda.
Kenny: Ok. Do you have a bikini?
Stan: I have one.
*Everyone looks weirdly at him*
Stan: It's Wendy's she left it.
Cartman: Right......*mutters* gay.
Stan went upstairs and came down with a pink bikini. Kenny went into the bathroom and changed into it. When he came out, he had a yellow double braided wig on.
Stan: Hello anime princess Kenny.
Kenny: *something Japanese*
Kenny went into the living room and started to dance and sing.
My anaconda don't,
My anaconda don't,
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon!
Boy Toy named Troy used to live in Dertroit
Big dope dealer money
He was gettin some coins
Was in shoot-outs with the law
But he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen he was keepin me stylish
Now that's real real real
Gun in my purse
Bit*h I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first?
I'll have them pushin daffodils
I'm high as hell
I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb sh*t...
By the way,
What he say?
He can tell I ain't missin no meals
Come through and fu*k him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills
He keep tellin me to chill
He keep tellin me it's real
That he love my sex appeal
He said he don't like them Boney
He wants something he can grab
So I pulled up with the jag and I hit him with the jab like dun dun dun dun
My anaconda don't,
My anaconda don't,
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon!
Oh my gosh
Look at her butt
Oh my gosh
Look at her but
Oh oh oh
Oh my gosh
Look at her butt
Look at her butt!
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower
I ain't talking bout eiffel
Real country ass *****
Let me play with his rifle
Pus*y put his ass to sleep
Now he callin me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang
I let him hit it
Cause he slang cocaine
He tossed my salad
Like his name romaine
And when we done I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb sh*t...
By the way,
What he say?
He can tell I ain't missin no meals
Come through and fu*k him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills
He keep tellin me to chill
He keep tellin me it's real
That he love my sex appeal
He said he don't like them Boney
He wants something he can grab
So I pulled up in the jag
May weather with the jab like
Dun dun dun dun
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon!
Oh my gosh
Look at her butt
Oh my gosh
Look at her butt
Oh oh oh
Oh my gosh
Look at her butt
Look at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Oh
My
God
Look at her butt!
My anaconda don't,
My anaconda don't,
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon!
Oh my gosh
Look at her butt
Oh my gosh
Look at her butt
Oh oh oh
Oh my gosh
Look at her butt
Look at her butt!
Yeah
He love this fat ass! Hahaha
Yeah!
This one is for my bit*hes
With a fat ass in the fu*kin club
I said where my fat ass big bit*hes
In the club
Fu*k them skinny bit*hes
Fu*k them skinny bit*hes
In the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass
Bit*hes in the mother fu*kin club
Fu*k you if skinny bit*hes
What yeah!
Hahahaha
*rolls tongue*
Yeah
I got a big fat ass!
C'mon!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Kenny bowed, and a tomato fell out of his bikini. Everyone laughed and clapped.
A/N So ya there will be another part to this since the lyrics took up most of the screen. Sorry it took so long to finish
I was cheating and using the lyrics video😂. -Emily😎
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