𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙼 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝟹//𝙿

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Ben Hargreeves
You- so like you have like monsters inside of you?

Ben- really? Now?

You- yes now!

Ben- babe! We are at a family dinner!

You- okay? And? I'm a curious woman.

Ben- yeah, your also curious about other things.

You- I sure am. Like I'm curious about having kids.

Ben- no.

5 Hargreeves
You- 5 if you spatial jump one more time I'm breaking up with you!

5- fine I'll stop!

You- *turns around*

5- *spatial jumps in front of you*

You- fuck off.

Klaus Hargreeves
Klaus- waters only flavor is it's temperature

You- lay off the weed

Klaus- you know my girlfriend is really hot. Kinda like you.

You- oh I bet.

Klaus- yeah, I miss her. She has really pretty eyes.

You- mmh. Now give me the weed babe

Diego Hargreeves
You- *goes to take Diego's shirt off because he's drunk*

Diego- woah! Woah! I have a girlfriend! Who, I, in fact, love very much! So don't...,don't. No touch.

You- Fine. Just lay down.

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