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pickup lines (cheesy)

i did dirty pickup lines a while ago, but here's some cheesy ones :)

i think im going to make this into a series

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cheesy pickup lines
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a s h:

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

l u k e y:

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

c a l:

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

m i k e y:

Y'know, people call me a kitten. I want to spend all nine of my lives with you.

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i came up with michaels and im so proud :')

I GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW KILL ME

i might update again today :)))))