group messages (calum)

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There's nothing going on in my life.

Fuck.

idk

I went shopping today and literally got a flannel, blink-182 album and a good charlotte album.

I feel like such a Luke Hemmings

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***YOU AND CAL ARE JUST FRIENDS IN THIS... for now ahhwhehahahahahhah***

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group texts (Calum)

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Lucifer: gUYS IM BORED LETS PLAY THE TRUTH GAMEEEEE

Curly: what truth game?

Lucifer: the one where you ask someone a question and they have to answer truthfully duuhh

Y/N has left the conversation

Calcium: same, Y/N

Y/N has been added into the conversation by Lucifer

Lucifer: Y/N STAY.

You: ugh why? I don't like any of you

Calcium: :( I thought you luved me

You: lol no

Curly: hah ya, right.

Cliffo: oh boy

Lucifer: mhmm.

You: can we just play the game?

Lucifer: yes, we can.

Calcium: OKAY, Ashton... When's the last time you got yourself off?

Curly: This morning.

You: oh

Curly: Lukey, are you a virgin?

Lucifer: lol nope

Cliffo: yes you are

Calcium: yes you are Luke

You: I don't believe you, Lukey.

Lucifer: why don't u believe me?

You: Luke do u even know what hole it goes in

Lucifer: YES

You: mhmm

Lucifer: cAN WE MOVE ON PLEASE?!!

Curly: yes, we can.

Lucifer: finally.... Michael, what was the last lie you told?

Cliffo: "yes calum, I care about who you like, just tell me" 😏

You: CALUM WHO DO YOU LIKE??!!?

Calcium: wTFH MICHAEL?!!

Lucifer: heuheuheu

Curly: gET OUT

Calcium: it's not my turn to be questioned, jesus...

You: k my turn?

Curly: sure

You: Calum, who do you like? 😇

Calcium: dammit

Curly: AW SHIT

Cliffo: ooooooooooOOo

Lucifer: heuheuheu

Calcium: pass

You: nOPE

Calcium: yes

Curly: you gotta answer

Cliffo: it's the rules

Lucifer: heuheuheu

Calcium: Its not that I don't want to, even though I don't... it's that I can't

You: and whys that?

Curly: huh?

Cliffo: Cal, we're your friends we won't judge you

Lucifer: heuheuheu

You: stfu Luke

You: please cal?

Calcium: fuck it.

Calcium: its you, Y/N and, fuck, I hate to tell you this over text but i like you... a lot

Lucifer: HEUEHUEHUHEUEHEUEHUEU

Curly: whoop there it is

Cliffo: whale damnnnnn

You: whoa

Calcium: whoa

You: *does booty dance* CALUM FUCKING HOOD LIKES MEEE

Calcium: yes he does... a lot

You: I like you too, Calum... a lot

Calcium: I would ask you to be my girlfriend but that must be done in person... come over?

You: gladly <3

Curly: job well done boys

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Cliffo: congrats, you two :)

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Lucifer: HEUHEUEHUEHEUEHEUEUUEHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEUEUEYUEHEU

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heuheuheu

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