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group messages (ashton) 2

lmao all the guys are drunk in this except for you and ashton k

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group messages (ashton) 2

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Gordon: mum I need I ridee homm

You: what

dimples: I think the guys went to a party...

Lucas Roberto: michEale tried to kis meh

You: goddammit

hoodlum: oh my gawD I lost my pupppy

You: You don't have a puppy, cal

hoodlum: yEs I dew

You: Ashton, help

dimples: do you guys need a ride home?

Gordon: yas plez mum

You: dear lord.

Lucas Roberto: cAl I found yer puppy dogh

hoodlum: I knew I hasd one

You: shit

dimples: Luke where'd you get the dog?

Gordon: he gots it frum outsider

You: Luke put the dog back

Lucas Roberto: but muuuum

You: kms

hoodlum: u know what

dimples: what, cal?

hoodlum: I'm gonna steal Y/N frum yew, ashtn

dimples: are you?

Gordon: nooo I want Y/N

Lucas Roberto: no I want herr

You: sorry boys, I'm Aaron's

dimples: whAT?

dimples: Y/N, who the fuck is Aaron?? I'm going to beat his ass...

You: Ashton's*

dimples: oh

You: damn autocorrect

You: no need to worry Ashton, am all yours :))

dimples: good <3

dimples: so, uh, what are we going to do?

Gordon: oh mY luke lOks so hawt

hoodlum: I knw right

hoodlum: he's twerkijgn

Gordon: lEUKS TWERKING

You: Lukes twerking? lord, we need to pick them up, ash.

dimples: agreed.

Lucas Roberto: nooO I like to twerk I dint wanta go home

You: you're pissed drunk and you're coming home

Gordon: such parti pooperz

dimples: me and Y/N are on our way, mates

hoodlum: I hat you guis

You: I hat you, too

hoodlum: :((((

Lucas Roberto: why ar you gonna take us away frum the partyy

dimples: we are going to get you before you do something you regret

Gordon: fine b tht way

You: we are on our way, boys

Lucas Roberto: lob youuuu

You: lob you too, lukey

Gordon: see you soon, mummy

dimples: oh my god

hoodlum: I foUND ANOTHR PUPPY DOHG

You: goddammit, Calum

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lol k bye

- becca