pickup lines (dirty)

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dirty pickup lines

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Michael:

"You're like my picky toe because i'll bang you into every piece of furniture in my house."

Luke:

"Are your legs Nutella?Because I'd like to spread them."

Calum:

"Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity."

Ashton:

"Pickup lines are for losers. Let's fuck."

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I want to make this into a series so comment if I should do cheesy ones or sweet ones or whatever the hell you want ok.

If you comment I'll update more than once toniiiight

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