Okay, i'm a relatively annoying person. And, i've decided to share a few of my tactics with you, that is, if you don't mind.
1. Have a loud conversation on your phone about penguins.
2. Order a Coke, and when your waiter brings it to you ask, "how do i know that it's really Coke and not Pepsi?!"
3. Don't order anything, just eat all the free bread and leave.
4. Make loud, moany sex noises while eating.
6. Repeatedly stab the person eating behind you with a fork.
7. Flirt with the waiter.
8. Change your babys diaper on the table.
9. If it is a fast food place, constantly stomp on the ketchup packets until they explode.
10. Blast 80's music from your iPhone.
11. Help yourself to other people's food.
12. Sneeze into your hand before giving the waiter your menu.
13. Ask your waiter what gender they are.
14. When the waiter gives you your drink say, "you spit in this didn't you?!"
15. For a tip, give them a penny and say, "buy yourself somethin' pretty," and wink.
16. Bring your own food and ask them to heat it up for you.
17. If you're under age, order "Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred".
18. Order things that aren't on the menu.
19. At a quiet restaurant, like Panera or Starbucks maybe (i don't know, i've never been and i never will), bring your laptop and play Slender. Scream and have a mini heart attack when Slender pops up on your screen.
20. Walk into the kitchen and ask when your food will be ready.
21. Steal the silverware after you eat.
YOU ARE READING
Stop. Just Stop.
RandomThis is just me ranting about the annoying sh*t i see/read on Wattpad. And, sometimes, just random stuff that piss me off. ©All Rights Reserved 2014 #1 in ranting #5 in random #17 in teen fiction
