Stop. Just Stop.

Baby talk

"Goo goo ga ga ".

"I weawy sowwy ".

"Da da! "

"Otay".

Really?

Wattpaders (?) do this often. Like, not every single baby talks like Roger Rabbit.

'Cause, when i read baby talk, i compare it to how my little five year old brother talks.

It's not the same.

Now, of course, he doesn't speak perfectly, he has his moments. Like, for example, instead of "present" he says "president" no matter how many times I freaking correct him.

Some are actually cute, so i don't mind seeing them. But, others are downright annoying.

The fact that i actually saw "goo goo ga ga" is just- i had no words. I seriously stared at the word for a good five minutes. I had to sit on my hand to keep myself from reporting that nonsense book.

And, "otay" is not that bad, although, i don't see how "okay" is hard to mess up.

But, it's cool. Apparently, every Wattpad child has a lisp.

I really don't know what else to say for this other than this; STOP YOU FOOL.