Skyler: 9 GUYS! Em, I can't even stand being with a guy for one hour, but 9 for the rest of my life?!?
Emily: But we're all paying rent together, so it's cheaper. Besides, I bet they're cute. *Nudges*
Skyler: Well okay, I guess, but they better be hot or else I'm moving back to Michigan.
Emily: I'm sure they are.
Skyler: Okay.....
Skyler and I drove up to the house. It was really big.
Emily: Woah.....
Skyler: *In shock*
Emily: I LOVE IT I FRICKIN LOVE IT I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!
Skyler: *Walks up to door and knocks*
*Mumbling from inside* " YOU GET IT ITS A GIRL!"
"No you get it GAH please I'm too GAH nervous."
" GOD GUYS I'LL GET IT!"
Skyler: "Hello?"
A boy answered the door. He had a blue hat with a yellow cotton ball and flaps on it.
Skyler: *Blushing* "Oh uh hi."
Craig: Hi are you here for the rent thing?
Skyler: Umm yeah
Craig: Uh do you have a bad sunburn or something? Your face is really red.
Skyler: *Hides blush* Oh um yeah I went to the beach yesterday and forgot sunscreen.
Craig: Oh well do you wanna go ahead and unpack in your new room or meet the rest of the guys first?
Skyler: Um meet the guys. Em c'mon we're gonna meet the guys!
Emily: *Gets out of car* COMING!
Craig: Oh by the way I'm Craig Tucker.
Skyler: I'm Skyler Hall. *Blushes*
Emily: C'mon Sky stop flirting let's meet the hotties!
Skyler: *Looks embarrassed* Okay.
We went in. The inside looked like a mansion with a dining room, several bedrooms, Guest rooms and even more!
The guys all lined up. I stared at one. He had golden hair, blue eyes and had an orange parka on with the hood off. He caught me staring and I quickly looked away hiding my blush.
The first had blonde hair, and was wearing a light blue shirt. When he spoke, he had a bit of a southern accent. "I'm Leopold Stotch, but my friends call me Butters."
Skyler and Emily: Hi
The second was African-American with black hair and a purple shirt with a giant T on the front. "I'm Token and I have a girlfriend so don't even think about it."
Emily: Um okay?
The third was a boy with a green flapped hat. I could see his red curls hang out over his lime green eyes. "Uh hi I'm Kyle Broflovski."
Skyler: Cool
The fourth one was the boy I had stared at earlier. "Hey I'm Kenny McCormick and I'm a perv."
Emily: *Gasps* *blushes*
Skyler: *Laughs*
The fifth one was Craig the kid that Skyler talked with. "I'm Craig Tucker and I love to flip people off." He said sticking his middle finger in the air and waving it around.
Skyler: *Blushes like crazy*
Emily: Whispers "Ooh you like him."
Skyler: *Giggles* "Shhhhhh"
The next guy had messed up hair, green eyes and his shirt looked ruffled up. He held a cup of coffee in his hand. "HI IM GAH TWEEK TWEAK AND IM ADDICTED LITERALLY TO COFEE AND GAH WELCOME TO GAH OUR HOUSE!"
Emily: *laughs*
Skyler: *smiles*
The seventh dude had light brown hair and was REALLY fat. He said "I'm Eric Cartman and I'm available." *Winks at us*.
Kyle: You left out the part about your fat ass.
Cartman: Oh yeah! I forgot to say that Kyle is a dumb faggot Jew.
Kyle: *Flips off*
Cartman: *Double flips off*
Kyle: Forget it. *Rolls eyes*
The next guy had dark brown hair and he had a red and blue coat. "Yo I'm Clyde Donovan and I got the swag."
Craig: *Rolls eyes* He just wants to impress you guys.
The last guy had a brown coat with a blue hat that had a little red bobble at the top. "Sup I'm Stan Marsh."
Cartman: *fake coughs* Hippie!
Stan: Screw you Cartman.
Craig: Well that's it. You should probably start unpacking. Your room is in the hall across from the bathroom.
Emily: Thanks
Skyler: *blushes* Yeah thanks.
Craig: Welcome
Skyler and I got unpacked and chose bunks. I got the top and she got the bottom. Then we drifted off to sleep.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHI* WHATS CRAWLING ON ME OMG OMG HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!"
Skylers voice was like an alarm clock waking me up from my deep slumber. I flipped my head over the bunk and let my dirty blonde hair hang down.
Emily: WTH SKYLER I WAS SLEEPING!
Skyler: Sorry this hamster was crawling on me.
She held a small tan and white hamster in her hand.
Then Craig burst into the room. "What's with all the noise?" Then he noticed the hamster. "STRIPES I FOUND YOU!" He quickly snatched it up and hugged it.
Skyler: What the heck?
Craig: Stripes is my pet hamster that went missing a few days ago. At first I thought Clyde was hiding him and teasing me, but then I searched his room.
Clyde: You fu*kin searched my damn room?!?
Craig: *ignores and keeps cuddling stripes* Thank you so much for finding him Skyler.
Skyler: *blushes* You're welcome Craig.
Then Craig said goodnight and we all fell back to sleep.
A/N so how was chapter 1? I know kinda long but oh well. 😆
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Moving in with South Park!
FanfictionMy name's Emily and my friend Skyler and I have just bought a house in a beautiful place called South Park. Only problem- we have to share with 9 people! Their names are Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Craig, Tweek, Butters, Clyde, And Token. We annoy t...
