Fanboy and Chumchum Stuff

FB&CC as Vines #7

Oh look at that, it's more Crack
It also snowed a few days ago, and i heard it's gonna snow again soon, so the first thing goes with the Bullshit that's going on where I live
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A News Guy: People where told to stay off the Roads unless it was Absolutely, Positively, necessary.
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Literally Anybody from the show:* Is outside in the middle of this Fucking Blizzard* I wanted Donuts-
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(This takes place in an AU that I don't really need to explain other than The fact that it's just Fanboy and Kyle doing a Ghost Hunting Show, like BuzzFeed Unsolved)

Kyle:* In a Haunted Bedroom, Holding a Cross with tears streaming down his face, while he's in Hysterics** Basically just saying Bible Verses and talking about the fact that he doesn't want to die*

Fanboy:* In the 10x more Haunted Living Room* She's a Killer QueEN, GUNPOWDER, GELATIN, DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM--
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Fanboy: Smack Cam!

Marsha:* Turns around and Points a fucking Knife at him* Bitch, I hope the fuck you do! You'll be a Dead son of a Bitch, I'll tell you that!
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(This take place in my Joker AU)

Kyle: Hey, Lance, Are you Busy?

Fanboy(or Lance/Toby):* Is Fixing his Super Hero Costume for his TV Début on the Talk Show** Stops for a Moment* Actually Kyle... * Turns towards Kyle* I kinda am-
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Literally Anyone: Eggplants Look like Dicks, Peaches Look like Ass, And I look like a Piece of Shit-
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Boog:* To Lenny, who was just minding his Own Business* Hey man, Don't be Scared, But I drew a Spider. *holds up a Piece of Paper with a Spider Drawing on it(and on the Spiders Face it has UwU on it)
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Kyle:* Strangling Fanboy for doing something stupid with his Magic*

Fanboy:* is grabbing ahold of his Neck* Harder Daddy

Kyle:* Stops Strangling him* What?

Fanboy: What?
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(2nd Gen AU)

Some Random Person In Jays Highschool(at least when Jay Went to Highschool): So.. what's in your Pants?

Jay: Fuck you Juice.
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(Another one for the One Above)

Some random Nice Guy in Jays Class:* Trying to Impress Jay** Tips his Fedora* M'lady.

Jay: I thought I told you that I don't have a Gender, stop saying that.

The Random Nice Guy:.... *Tips Fedora once more* M'Theydy
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Boog: Lenny, I swear to god, If you don't back off, I'm gonna suck your Dick!

Lenny:.... How is that a Threat--
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Kyle:* On the Phone with Fanboy* Oh my god, I'll be there soon, Just apply Pressure on the wounds and don't move.

Fanboy: Oh, well that's okay, The Weight of the Rock slide is putting pressure on me AND I can't move that much because of it, I'll be fine!

Kyle:... Fanboy, Baby, We really need to work on your Definition of 'Okay'. 
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( This takes place in my AU where everyone looks like they Belong in a 2000-2006 Emo Band)

A Priest:*While 'I Write Sins not Tragedies' plays in the Background* You may now kiss your Husband.

Fanboy:* Out Loud, with a Hand cupping his own cheek* Asterisks, Nuzzles and Kisses, Asterisks.

Kyle and the other guests: Awww

The priest:* Is so fucking Confused as to what just happened*
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