Fanboy and Chumchum Stuff

Gender Bent Things #2

Idk why, but I love writing about the Gender Bents so much. Again, some of these are some that I made up

Christine: I had an ancestor who was a king, so technically I'm Royalty.

Michelle: Oh girl, that's great! I didn't know you where related to King Kong!
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Fangirl and Kylie:

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Yoni and Luke:* Running towards each other in a Wall-mart with brooms in their hands*
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Luke: And that fight never happened.

Yoni:* Laughs*

Luke: Because we got kicked out.
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Ich:* Holding up a chicken* Girls Night!
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Ich:* Showing off his painted nails along with the chickens painted... Talons(?)* Pedicures!
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Ich:* Holding up a Magazine with a Rooster on it, with the chicken beside him* Talkin' 'bout Boys.
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Ich: Pillow fights! * Throws a pillow at the chicken*
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Samantha: So, me and [Insert a girls name here] broke up. * Looks up*

Reena: Why are you looking at the ceiling?

Samantha: I need to CRY by my FOUNDATION WAS FOURTY EIGHT DOLLARS!
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Lauren/Fanhillator: Hey Tom.

Tom-Cat: What?

Lauren/Fanhillator:* holds up an egg* Do you think I can get this egg into that jar without it breaking?

Tom-Cat: No.

Lauren/Fanhillator:* Throws the egg at Fireballs face while Tom laughs* I guess you where right!
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Tom-Cat: I just got this big boost of energy and I think it's my body's last ' Huzzah!' before it completely shuts down.
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Ice Cap:* Holding Fireball on her shoulders* This... This is so dumb.

Fireball: The higher I am, the more I can see.

Ice Cap: You can fly.

Fireball: Hush now, Ice.
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Chase:

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Fangirl:* Throwing rocks at Kylies bedroom Window*

Kylie:* Looks out her window*

Chi-Chi(and Fangirl, no lie):* Arranged some rocks to say ' Send Nudes'*

Kylie:* Pulls her blinds down*

Fangirl: Well, it was worth a try. * Feels her phone vibrate* Hold up-
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Fangirl:* Knocks over some flour* Oh no, the... The flour is on the floor.

Camera:* Moves to where some flour is on the floor and where Fangirl wrote 'Send Nudes' in it*
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Kylie:* Feeling like a total badass for some reason* Danger is my middle name.

Fangirl: No it's not! Your middle name's Alexander.
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Kylie:* Holding Fangirl over a busy freeway, ignoring her Screams*

(Kylie Alexander Bloodworth-Tomason. Kyle Alexander Bloodworth-Tomason. They have long ass names. I don't know Kyle's/Kylie's middle name, so I just used Alexander for it.)
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Christine: Dolphin sound.

Christa:* Makes an ACTUAL Dolphin sound*
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Christine: Dolphin RAP.

Christa:* Starts beat boxing while making the Dolphin sound*

Michelle:* Starts laughing*
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Yoni:* Rubbing his hand over a manga* Manga, Manga, Don't stay shut. Hentai, Hentai, Give me that nut! * Sets the Manga on its spine, making it open and it flips to a Hentai page* HELL YES!
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Lauren/Fannhilator: * Snatches Fireballs Whiskey and takes a swing from it*

Fireball: Lauren! * Snatches her Whiskey back* I'm gonna beat your ass!
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( This is just gonna mostly be ones with Lauren, Fireball, and Tom-Cat I'm telling you that now instead of earlier)
( This from the end of an episode of this show called ' Community' it's from Season 1 Episode 10)

Fireball: Whoa, what model do you have?

Lauren/ Fannhilator: I have the Tsunami three hundred, Anniversary Edition. You?

Fireball: I have the Devil Drencher XJ11. This is gonna be awesome. We better establish base camps, what part of the library do you want?

Lauren: I'll take the North East side, since the north east is closer to the drinking fountain. Which is the best place to-

Tom-Cat:* Holds up a tiny gun* Alright guys, we gonna do this thing?

Fireball:* Laughs* I hope that's just the tiny gun you throw at us to confuse us, while you grab the giant gun that's Duck taped to your back.

Lauren: Seriously, this hardly seems like Fair fight-

Tom-Cat:* Squirts them both with the pepper water and walks away*

Lauren:* Screams a little and covers her eyes*

Fireball:* With her hands covering her eyes* OH IT PEPPER WATER!! It's pepp... WHO PUTS PEPPER IN WATER?!
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Idk, I'm working on another AU Test Story for the Amnesia AU, so this is kinda short. Also, I'm working on two X Readers and I'm planning on making an OC Story Book. So, this is gonna have to be finished up later.

And I have a shit tone of the Characters to Monster-fy because I wanna finished up the Monster AU monsters before Halloween.

IM WORKING, YET MY MOMMA SAYS THAT IM LAZY-