Fanboy and Chumchum Stuff

Halloween Thing

HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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(Gender Bent)

Lacy:* To Beatrice, who's eating Candy Corn* Do you know what Candy Corn is made out of? Dildo bits.
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(A thing from a Brandon Rogers Video. It's from Grandpa HATES Valentine's day. It's not a Halloween thing, so I changed ' Last week' to 'Last Halloween'  )

Lenny:* To Boog* Last Halloween I got mugged by a God damn ballerina. She tried to make me pass away, then the Bitch spun away.
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(Gender Bent)

Fangirl:* Sobbing in a Pillow* I fucking hate this movie!

Kylie: It's just Hocus Pocus. What's so sad about it?

Fangirl: THE ENDING!

(No matter HOW MANY TIMES I've seen Hocus Pocus, I ALWAYS CRY at the end)
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(Gender Bent)

Chi-Chi:* Talking about taking the top off of a pumpkin**Crying* No! Nooo! Stop!

Fangirl: It's okay!

Kylie:* Yanks the top of the pumpkin off*

Chi-Chi:* Screams*
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Boog:

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(Monster AU and Gender Bent)

Fangirl:* Standing on the couch and holding cross out* The power-

Chi-Chi:* Satanic woof*

Fangirl: The power of-

Chi-Chi:* More woofs*

Fangirl:* While Chi-Chi is still barking* The power of chRIST COMPELS YOU!

Chi-Chi:* W O O F*
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(Another thing with the Monster AU)

Fanboy:* Dose the ' Lifts blanket over body, disappears' thing in front of Chumchum and Muk Muk*

Chumchum and Muk Muk:* Freaks out and runs in and out of rooms*
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(Something from TAWOG, it's from the episode where Gumball and Darwin where supposed to take out the trash but they waist the whole day)

Fanboy: Okay, on three. One, two three. * Shows Chumchum the picture he drew of him*

Chumchum:* Shows him the picture he drew of Fanboy, but there's a clown in the window*

Fanboy: Dude, these are pictures of each other. You can't just put an ominous clown in one of our win- * Notices a clown in a window and shivers* 

(That scene in TAWOG fucked me up when I first saw it)
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(Monster AU)

Cher (and apparently she has a twin, so her and her twin):* Walking past Fanboy who's posing as a scarecrow*

Fanboy:* Jumps at them, making them freeze up and fall*
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Duke:* Looking into a Gutter-sewer thing* Dude, what the fuck?!

A Clown: You want Penis Enlargement Pills?
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Fanboy:

(idk it just seems like something he would do 😂)
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Francine's Ghost: Oooo, I'm a spooky Ghost.

Duke: Hah, you don't sound that scary-

Francine:* Bitch slaps him* Wanna say that again? Bitch?
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Fanboy: You wanna hear something Scary?

Kyle: Sure.

Fanboy: Okay.... My grades.

Kyle:* Runs out of the water tower, screaming*
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(This just has one Gender Bent character in it)

Cheech and Christa: Trick or Treat!

The woman: Oh you have very scary costumes.* Turns to Christa* You must be a Scary Clown!

Christa: I'm Ebola!

The Woman:* Sh00k* Oookaayyy.
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(Another one with one Gender Bent character)

Kyle:* Knocks on Kylies door*

Kylie:* Answers the door, only for them both to find out that they're both dressed as Harry Potter* No.

Kyle: I'm not changing!
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Kyle:* In a Dragon Costume, while Kylie gets to be Harry* Every year I'm the DAMN DRAGON!
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Chucky: Give me the knife so I can't kill you.

Venellopy:* Being the Canadian child she is* No, say ' Can I borrow it, Please?'.

Chucky:* Groans* Can I borrow it, please?

Venellopy: Sure! * Gives the doll the knife** Runs away screaming*
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Fanboy:* Trying not to laugh* Wh- What did you name it?

ChumChum:* Raises his little pumpkin over his head* Blumpkin the Pumpkin!

Kyle:* Having a laughing fit*
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(Gender Bent)

Some kid that I made up(I completely dropped the 2nd Gen thing): Mommy! Look at how much candy I have!

Lacy: Honey, we're gonna have to check it first.

SKTIMU: Why?

Lacy: To be safe.

SKTIMU: No, I wanna eat it now!

Lacy: Fine, choke on a fucking razor blade, Happy Halloween.
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Kyle: Halloween isn't that scary.

The door:* Randomly opens*

Kyle:* freaks out, climbs over Fanboy, and jumps out of a  window*
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Kyle:* Notice's Fanboy screaming and running down the street.* What are you doing?

Fanboy:* Runs past him* ITS HALLOWEEN!!

Kyle:* Drops his book bag and joins Fanboy in screaming and running*
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( Idk something I came up with)

Venellopy:* To her Original Copy* What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Crystal: A [Slutty] Cat, you?

Venellopy:... A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Sam(Violets Original Copy):* Writes on her black board( Cuz she's a Mute)* [Every single girl on Halloween is gonna be a cat, thank you for breaking the Cycle of Thots]

( No offense but, last year on Halloween I walked past about 100 Girls dressed up as Slutty cats. Like, wtf, put some damn clothes on)  
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( For the thing above)

Crystal Vs. Venellopy:

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O K, I'm done. Happy Halloween guys!