[iv] OPPORTUNITY.

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connie 🐸

10:01 AM
i hate you so much omg

NSJSJDJJ I'M SO EMBARRASSED
BC OF YOU

I YHINK THEY'RE MAD AT ME BRO

10:51 AM
can you not?? i'm working here

why are you like this to me,
con? i thought you love me...

i don't but ok

wow you're such !! a !!! good !!
friend!!! and here i was about to
tell you what happened but i
guess not,,,

geez,,, i was just kidding

so what happened? did they
think you were serious? did
they accept it?

no i wish lol

you WISH?? i knew u got the
hots for our boss wowww

wait till the whole office finds
out about this

stfu

n e ways!!! they scolded me bc of
your stupidness. they said that if
it happened again, they'd talk to
me

next thing you'll know i'm living
on the streets because of you!!

yeah ok what else?

WHY ARE YOU SO UNINTERESTED
YOU'RE HURTING MEEEE

im kidding bitch

what else happened, my 🤢
pretty 🤢 friend 🤢

so uhm they mentioned that if it
was a funny appropriate meme
they would've asked me to send
more 🥺

connie, no one has ever told me
that...except you, i guess but still

IT MADE MY HEART GO BOOM
NGL

so they want you to be their
meme dealer? is that right?

i mean, i guess?

they mentioned that i should also
remember that our relationship
is strictly professional

what caused them to say that?
it's not like both of you almost
fucked

WAIT OMG DID YOU

NO, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

oh well you have the
opportunity to be their own
meme dealer

(btw i still need my memes)

i can but hhh idk most of my
memes are fucked up y'know

like your face

jk jk

wtf man

oh also i asked around and
found out that boss is kinda
wild(?) and carefree if you're
close with them

what really??

it's so hard to imagine her like
that. they're all "m ur bozz, do this
and that or ur fired"

they don't say that...

you know what i mean!!

if they're crazy as the others
say then there's a chance
that they will take take u as
their meme dealer

but why are they so mean to
me like 🤧🥺

probably to act like a
professional? they are kinda
famous in the science world

do u think they're kinky too?

i dont wanna know my boss'
secret sex life, y/n. leave me
alone

i gotta go, i still have to pass a
report to sir moblit and u know
how angry he can get if i'm late
even in a sec

ok ok see u. i love u but im still
mad at u

lmao alright, ill treat u later

ur too good to me 🥺

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