Dear Diary,
Today I found new ways of annoying Kakuzu. Instead of blowing him up,
I blow things around him up. The bottle of milk, BANG. The newspaper, BANG.
His pillow, BANG. The toilet he's currently sitting on... *evil snicker*
Love, Deidara
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Deidara's Diary
FanfictionDeidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.
