Dear Diary,
Today I took revenge on Sasori. I have switched all of his poison with grape-juice.
He's been watching me drink it for hours now and I think he's really freaking out.
That will teach him to mess with me.
Love, Deidara
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Deidara's Diary
FanfictionDeidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.