Dear Diary,
Today I made the mistake of getting close to stairs. Itachi pushed me off one,
but he surprised me after that. He came down and asked if I was okay.
I nodded and then he asked me out again.
I played the I-totally-forgot-who-you-are-because-you-pushed-me-down-the-stairs card.
He bought it and has been taking care of me ever since. He's really sweet when he feels guilty.
He even sleeps with me in the same bed, just to make sure I'm okay.
Love, Deidara
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Deidara's Diary
FanfictionDeidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.
