Dear Diary,
Today I went fishing. I had caught a lot of big ones and was really happy about it.
Right until Kisame came storming towards me. He yelled at me for hating fish and
asked me if I had a problem with him. I thought honesty would be the best,
so I told him his blue skin creeped me out, but that he was a very nice and sensitive person.
He started crying right away. I was very happy about that. I told you he was a very sensitive person.
Love, Deidara
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Deidara's Diary
FanfictionDeidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.