Dear Diary,
I am hiding in my closet at the moment. I was investigating Pein again and
I thought if he really was dead he wouldn't sleep, right?
I found out he still went to bed and when I was about to yell that I had found out,
I turned and saw 5 other Peins. 5! This must be some sort of zombie attack,
so I believe I'm the safest in this closet. When do you think they'll stop needing brain?
Love, Deidara
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Deidara's Diary
FanfictionDeidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.