Justin Bieber: sweg swag swaggy
Justin Bieber: first day of school = not swaggy
Justin Bieber: Maggie you are not going to be late on your first day
Me: what I'm already at school
Justin Bieber: oh swag
Me: that's it you're done.
Me: i hate the word swag dumbass
Me: first day back and i'm so tired already
Me: i'm just looking forward to you leaving in five months.
London Tipton: what do you mean?
London Tipton: WHAT DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME TO
London Tipton: MAGGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
London Tipton: i'm starting to think you didn't use my zac efron picture last night
London Tipton: you're still quite cranky
Me: I never understood a TV show with a smart blonde and a dumb asian
London Tipton: huh
London Tipton: waIT AM I ESTEBAN AGAIN? YASSSS
Me: no, London, that's not you're name.
London Tipton: ....rlly Maggie
Me: rlly London
London Tipton: change it to
London Tipton: Zac Efron
Me: no. i wouldn't ruin his perfect image with you
Hannah Montana: rude
Hannah Montana: i will have you know that i am way sexier than him
Hannah Montana: just you wait MAGGIE JUST YOU WAIT
I set my phone down on the table.
"Hey Maggie," Tim and Jasmine sit down across the table from me.
"Sup Jim," I start laughing really loudly. "Get it? Ship name? It's Jim."
"You're not funny bitch, shut up."
"Shut up, Tim."
Hannah Montana: you know what i never thought to ask
Hannah Montana: if maggie is short for anything
Hannah Montana: is it?
Me: .........................psh, no.....
Hannah Montana: OMG IT IS IT'S PROLLY MARGRET or margaret or something old lady like
Me: bye
Hannah Montana: IS IT?
Hannah Montana: oh my god maggie i feel so bad holy shit but omg
"Oh my god guys, did you hear about what happened this morning?" Caitlin sits down beside and sets her bag on the floor. Tim and Jasmine nod their head.
"I didn't." Jasmine raises her eyebrow.
"I heard Alex punched Harry," Caitlin shrugs. "Nobody knows why, though."
