[[ M A G G I E ]]
Me: are you still mad?
Me: ugh
Me: i cancelled the date
Me: you should forgive me now
Me: ugh
Me: you're so trying
Me: if i knew your name i'd be yelling your name
Me: but i don't
Me: this is no fun
Me: don't ignore me
Me: i'm lonely
Me: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS IGNORE ME WHEN I NEED YOU THE MOST
Me: THIS IS SO AGGRAVATING
Me: YOU'RE AGGRAVATING
Me: I RLLY WANT TO HIT YOU
Me: JUST TALK TO ME
Me: ugh
Me: i'm sorry
Me: bby pls
Me: we can work this out
Me: **cues zac efron**
Me: WE CAN WORK THIS OUT
Me: WE GOT TO WORK THIS OUT
Me: i'm rlly fucking bored
Me: and you're a horrible friend
Me: ignoring me and shit
Me: TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Me: i'm just going to quote
Me: you have jokes i have song lyrics
Me: who's better?
Me: this bitch
Me: that's who
Me: ME
Me: i'll just spam you with song lyrics until you answer
Me: One moment I was tearing off your blouse, now you're living in my house.
Me: What happened to just messing around?
Me: What happened to just messing around, MATT HEALY? HM? WHAT IS THIS?
Me: I'LL NEVER KNOW
Matt Healy: maggie
Matt Healy: ur the one who ripped my blouse?
Matt Healy: god dammit
Matt Healy: THAT WAS MY FAVORITE BLOUSE
Matt Healy: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ROUGH IN BED?
Matt Healy: damn
Matt Healy: I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST MESSING AROUND
Me: hehe i'd die if the real matt healy was talking about our frickle frackling from the night b4
Matt Healy: my contact name is matt healy?
Matt Healy: ....
Matt Healy: yASSSSSSSSSS
