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Austin Moon: guess who has school tomorrow
Me: you
Austin Moon: you
Austin Moon: DON'T REPLY BEFORE ME
Austin Moon: IT RUINED IT
Austin Moon: i PAUSED FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
Me: OOPS
Me: QUICKER NEXT TIME
Austin Moon: NO
Austin Moon: DON'T RUSH ME
Me: I WILL RUSH YOU
Austin Moon: Went to the paper shop – it had blown away.
Austin Moon: It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Me: that is so offensive austin
Austin Moon: What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
Austin Moon: What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people
Me: OMFG omfg
Me: no
Me: omg pls
Austin Moon: I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Austin Moon: maggie
Austin Moon: MAGDALENE
Austin Moon: MAGDALENE MAE HALL
Austin Moon: are you ignoring me
Austin Moon: fine
Austin Moon: more jokes for me
Austin Moon: Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Austin Moon: What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Austin Moon: Christian Bale.
Austin Moon: HAHAHA I'M FUNNY
Austin Moon: god i love me
Drake: Wanna hear a joke about Potassium?
Me: no
Drake: K
Drake: Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
Drake: gET IT A MILLION PERCENT
Drake: THATS NOT POSSIBLE HHAHAHA
Drake: Have I told you this deja vu joke before?
Drake: What do you call a magic dog?
Me: go away
Drake: A Labracadabrador.
Drake: I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Me: i rlly hate you
Me: a lot
Me: you're so annoying
Drake: no you love me
