[an incorrect iKON]
hanbin: okay, kids! in a week, blackpink will be having their concert. it's the same day with our manila leg so obviously we can't come. instead, we'll be sending a flower wreath like everyone else. any suggestion for the message?
bobby: how about we just come up with something very simple? like "congratulations to your very first---
iKON: ey~~~~ (grunts of disapproval)
hanbin: hyung, are you really on the right group? you know we have to be extra, right?
bobby: watch out for sajangnim, then.
jinhwan: how about, BLACKPINK, THE PRETTY AND SAVAGE because you, know it's from their song
junhoe: so lame???
chanwoo: we can just simply say "hwaiting for your first concert!"
jinhwan: yang sajangnim hates us, isn't he? he really had to schedule our concert at the same day, damn. i wanna watch it.
donghyuk: then how about "the whole dome will dance as if its their last"
hanbin: oh! song puns!
junhoe: i hate you all for only realizing that now
iKON: heol...
jinhwan: then show us your witty mind, jackass!
junhoe: (stands, smiles) BE FOREVER YOUNG, OUR FRIENDS (dances the forever young choreo)
iKON: EY~~~~
junhoe: how about... MAKE THEM WHISTLE LIKE A MISSILE BOMB, BEULPING! HWAITING
donghyuk: he's really a blackpink mania after all
jinhwan: that's an old choice, kuku
junhoe: or YOU'RE LIKE PLAYING WITH FIRE WHEN YOU PERFORM
yunhyeong: nOPE (suddenly stands)
iKON: (stares)
yunhyeong: i expected a lot from you guys... when clearly there is a only one song to solve all of this.
iKON: (silence)
bobby: then say it
yunhyeong, breathing deeply, opening his dreamy eyes and looking at them one by one: everytime i see you, my heart goes DDU-DU DDU-DU
yunhyeong: (dances)
iKON: (gagging sounds, laughter)
iKON: let's go with that!!!!
junhoe: y'ALL FREAKS AND TASTELESS
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sike! • pinkon
Fanfictionblackpink and iKON are not close? sike! 7 + 4 trolls under one company can only interact within the same building they are living in. welcome and come in. one shot and drabble collection. ships and non-ships.
