Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)

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~Hermes has UPDATED his YOUR POCKET BOOK IS MISSING HAHAHAHHAHAHAH~

Aliens kidnap all ducks of the world.

Abducktion

~~COMMENTS~~

Persassisest Jackson: That is the dumbest thing ever.

Persassisest Jackson: HEY!

Nico Di Awkwardo: Tell me about it.

Piper McNugget: -__-

Leo Valdez: LOOK A WHALE

Jason Disgraceful: Did you just call my girlfriend a whale?!

Piper McNugget: Well lets see what happens when this 'whale' crushes your ribs by pile driving you.

Leo Valdez: ....NO COMMENT

Annabeth Nutcase: Leonardo Valdez.

Leo Valdez: uh oh...

Annabeth Nutcase: Change these back or else you will be in dire need for new genitalia.

Leo Valdez: 0-0

Annabeth Chase: Good Repair boy.

Leo Valdez: Okay Librarian

Annabeth Chase: Sorry, I couldn't hear you, can you repeat that?

~Nyssa UPDATED her Profile~

Why are Leo's fingers broken?

~~COMMENTS~~

Piper McNugget: Do you really want to know?

Nyssa: You know what, on second thought, I don't.

Jason Disgraceful: Good choice.

~Jason Disgraceful has UPDATED his Tornado~

Has anyone seen Nico? He didn't go to lunch today.

~~COMMENTS~~

Frank Zhang: You know, I haven't seen Hazel since this morning either.

Praetor Reyna: Hazel Levesque and Nico Di Angelo got permission to leave New Rome for a picnic this afternoon.

Chiron: Yeah, what she said.

Jason Disgraceful: Where too?

Piper McNugget: Hazel said they were going to visit some family.

Frank Zhang: But... There like...

Jason Disgraceful: There like both 70, who is still alive?

Piper McNugget: Maybe they went to visit their graves?

Jason Disgraceful: But, isn't Hazel from like Louisiana?

Frank Zhang: Yeah but her mom died in Alaska, and isn't Nico from Italy?

Jason Disgraceful: Yeah but Bianca died in like Arizona ((!!!if this is incorrect please tell me!!!)) But yeah his Mom died in Italy