~~ Zeus has updated his daily activity ~~
ANNUAL DEATH MATCH AGAINST DIONYSUS AND APOLLO WILL COMINCE NOW!!!!!!!
~~wait THE WHAT?!~~
Mr. D: Prepare to DIE SUN BUTT!
Apollo: Right after you grape face
Travis Stoll: THE HERMES CABIN IS TAKING ANY AND ALL BETS CURRENT STARTING VALUE BEING THREE DRACHMAS
Connor Stoll: We’ll be going down to each cabin for all bets please have money at the ready!
Travis Stoll: Okay here are the placed bets:
The final total is:
Apollo: 109 Drachmas that he'll win
Dionysus: 37 Drachmas that he'll win
10 on a Tie
1,000 that Zeus is going to freak
See you after the match that's 1156 drachmas on the line
If Apollo Wins: 32 drachmas to everyone who bet on Apollo
If Dionysus wins: 64 drachmas to everyone who bet on Mr. D
If it's a tie or Zeus freaks out: 385 drachmas to the person who bet if it was a tie or to the one who bet that Zeus would freak out those will be divided evenly between the two if both happen or evenly distributed to the winner's betters and the one who bet for a Zeus freak out
WE WILL SEE WHO WINS!!!! ONE THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN DRACHMAS ON THE LINE!!
Hermes: Good haul, 770 drachmas that’s a good deal of money
Travis Stoll: Thanks :D
Connor Stoll: I THOUGHT OF IT!
Hermes: TO THE GAMES!
~~LIVE FEED OF THE BATTLE~~
Zeus: That's a left hook straight to the face of one Grape head!
Percy Jackson: Oh GET UP DIONO I GOT A TWENTY ON YOU!
Nico Di Angelo: This is so dumb
Leo Valdez: HIT HIM, GET UP YOU OLD MAN GET UP!
Aphrodite: You know for the god of wine he doesn't seem to like being squeezed
Thalia Grace: HIT HIM IN THE FACE APOLLO! HIT HIM IN THE FACE!
Rachel Dare: HEY THAT'S CHEATING! You can't hit someone there, come on Zeus Dionysus is cheating it's against the rules!
Zeus: Rules?! PSSH! THERE ARE NO RULES!
Nico Di Angelo: this isn't even remotley fare, he's the god of healing, how would he loose?
Athena: Oh shut up Hades scum, we just like watching Dino get his podex beat
Jason Grace: OH GO DINOYSUS THAT'S IT MAKE HIS SMUG NOISE BLEED!
Jason Grace: And watch him heal just as quickly.
Jason Grace: -_-
Leo Valdez: WHOOOOOOOOOO GO APOLLO HIT HIM SQUARE IN THAT STUPID NO NAME REMEBERING HEAD!
Percy Jackson: GET UP MR. D COME ON AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annabeth Chase: So no one is going to say anything about how the Stolls/Hermes cabin is geting 2/3 of all the money? COME ON APOLLO HE MAKES ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S LIVES HELL FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Travis Stoll: SHHHHHHHHH don't mention that okay?
Annabeth Chase: SHUT UP! I'M WATCHING THE FIGHT
Leo Valdez: AND THERE GOES THE HAIR PEICE!
Aphrodite: hmm, I hadn't realized that he was bald
Athena: HOW?! It was so freaking obvious!!!!!!!
Hades: ha take that you stupid pile of spoiled fruit juice XD
Frank Zhang: How can you guys watch all this sensless violence?! Its so stupid!
Hazel Levesque: Thank you Frankie, :), I don't get what's wrong with you all.
~~Hazel Levesque has logged off to ignore the stupidity of all of you...WAIT HE HIT HIM IN THE FACE LOOK AT THE BLOOD!!!~~
Frank Zhang: Yes! I WANT HIM TO FEEL THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mars: THAT'S MY BOY!
Ares Cabin: AHAHAHAHA THE GRAPE MAN IS GOING TO DIE!
Percy Jackson: WAIT! he's standing up!
Leo Valdez: Oh my gods he's going to get Apollo from behind!
Frank Zhang: FINISH HIM OFF ALREADY MR. D!
Annabeth Chase: OH! OW! That's a LOT of hair! DX
Nico Di Angelo: Oh gods that's gonna leave a mark
Hermes: HA! Thats it punch him!
Piper McLean: *turns head* I didn't think that gods really could loose teeth...
Thalia Grace: ...uh...that's not the way a foot is supposed to turn...
Percy Jackson: How hasn't his hand fallen off yet?
Leo Valdez: O_O DID HE JUST BITE HIS EAR OFF?!
Frank Zhang: ...I'm just gonna go barf now, thanks for those visuals...
Nico Di Angelo: ha, I think Dino won
Zeus: APOLLO: Missing three large clumps of hair, foot= broken, hand=broken, ear=missingDionysus: tupeay missing, left eye= black, ribs= fractured, hand= bruised and bloody (blood from Apollo's face) noise= broken
Zeus: DIONYSUS IS THE VICTOR!
Percy Jackson~~
In lighter knews: Peeta lives in Panem which is latin for bread
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Jason Grace: Peeta lives in bread
Leo Valdez: I think the hunger games is just one giant bread pun, that's why I refuse to buy a Greek copy!
Annabeth Chase: You're lazy, that's the only reason
Leo Valdez: Well, that too...
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FanfictionTHIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also...
