~Percy Jackson UPDATED his Trident~
DISNEY MARATHON IN POSEIDON CABIN!
~~COMMENTS~~
Leo Valdez: WHICH ONES?!
Percy Jackson: Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Finding Nemo, Beauty and the Beast, Mulan and a few others
Jason Grace: What???
Hazel Levesque: Huh?
Nico Di Angelo: Uh.... I don't know...
Percy Jackson: YOU'VE NOT SEEN THESE?!
Nico Di Angelo: Well other than the little mermaid and finding nemo, which you showed Bianca and I on our first night here, no.
Hazel Levesque: Nope.
Jason Grace: ....uh, we don't have TV/DVD players at Camp Jupiter....
Preator Reyna: We do to, you idjit, you just refused to watch anything because you thought it was some crazy magic thing that would blow up and kill the idiots, and you knew you were one.
Jason Grace: WHAT NO I DON'T
Octavian: OH MY GOSH I remember that prank XD
Jason Grace: DID I NOT JUST TELL YOU BOTH TO NOT MENTION THIS?!
Thalia Grace: His fav. when he was little was the Iron Giant
Jason Grace: Thalia!
Piper McLean: I LOVE THE IRON GIANT!
Jason Grace: You--you do?!
Piper McLean: Well DUH
Jason Grace: See this is why we are a perfect match.
Annabeth Chase: Could we add Lilo & Stitch to that list?
Percy Jackson: OH MY GODS YES!
~Jason Grace UPDATED his Lighting Bolt~
So can you guys tell me what's so great about these movies please?
~~COMMENTS~~
Annabeth Chase: OHANA!
Jason Grace: Wahhhh???
Nico Di Angelo: Oh you poor unfortunate soul...
Jason Grace: Okay, you said this earlier, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Percy Jackson: Don't worry, I'll make a man out of you.
Jason Grace: Uhhhhhhhh *shifts unconfortably*
Leo Valdez: PREPARE FOR THE CUE OF THE CENTURY
Jason Grace: Uhh.....
Nico Di Angelo: I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthogs backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
Leo Valdez: Hey!
Nico Di Angelo: It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
Jason Grace: ....
Nico Di Angelo: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
Leo Valdez: And where do we feature?
Nico Di Angelo: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Leo Valdez: Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?
Nico Di Angelo: For the death of the king
Leo Valdez: Is he sick?
Nico Di Angelo: No, fool! We're going to kill him and Simba, too
Leo Valdez: Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king, no king!
Nico Di Angelo: Idiots! There will be a king!
Leo Valdez: But you said-
Nico Di Angelo: I will be king!
Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!
Percy Jackson: I thought you hadn't seen this one....
Leo Valdez: Yay, all right! Long live the king!
Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Nico Di Angelo: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I may not proceed
The point that I must emphasize is
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
Jason Grace: ....Nico...?
Percy Jackson: Seriously though, WTD? I never showed you this one...
Nico Di Angelo: So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Jason Grace: ...NICO?!
Nico Di Angelo: Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
Leo Valdez: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared-
Nico Di Angelo: Be prepared!
Hazel Levesque: uhh... Nico?
Percy Jackson: Neeks, you okay?
Nico Di Angelo: Hmm? Oh, mhm, I'm fine
Jason Grace: You sure???
Nico Di Angelo: Hey am the one being shipped with a brick? No, well then I think someone should have their prioreties checked.
Jason Grace: Okay, I'm done. Good-bye.
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Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)
FanfictionTHIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also...
