Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)

A

A/N: So this is going to be weird... Um, hope it makes you laugh a little, and yeah I don't own most of this b/c I steal stuff from Tumblr and other internet sites and stuff.... so yeah.Enjoy! 1307 words

~Percy Jackson has UPDATED his Trident~

Haw ara yaa daang tadaa?

~~COMMENTS~~

Piper McLean: What are you saying?

Percy Jackson: Jast askang haw yaar daa as gaang

Nico Di Angelo: Okay, where are the other vowels?

Percy Jackson: Thara as anla ana vawal and that as A

Annabeth Chase: Ignore him, this is his new thing to do, it's like Nyan cat again -_-

Leo Valdez: Oh great -___-

Percy Jackson: LAAK A WHALA

Leo Valdez: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME, IT'S A WHALE. WHALE. NOT WHALA

Percy Jackson: That's what A saad Whala

Piper McLean: Just give it up Leo, he's not going to listen to reason.

Percy Jackson: Yaa saad that wrang, at's *Jast gave at ap Laa, ha's nat gaang ta lastan ta raasan* gaas, gat at raght.

~Annabeth Chase has UPDATED her Owl~

In airport, BORED

~~COMMENTS~~

Piper McLean: Did you see the Dino yet?

Annabeth Chase: Why would there be a Dinosour?

Piper McLean: IDK, but if your in the one I think you are, then there is one. I swear

Annabeth Chase: Ok,  I'll keep a look out. Carnivore or herbivore? Omnivore?

Piper McLean: Carnivore. It's a T-Rex

Annabeth Chase: What did you do? It was Leo wasn't it. He put a T-rex in the AIRPORT. WITH ME?!!!!!!!!!!

Piper McLean: No. No. it's been there since like the 80's, so Leo couldn't put it in. It was prob like Leo senior

Annabeth Chase: What if Leo is a time lord

Piper McLean: 0-0

Annabeth Chase: What does that make Percy? Wait, nm they're just cousins.

Piper McLean: Not even that, there's no actual DNA between them

Annabeth Chase: It's okay. Imagine your dad is a time lord, and gets to go on adventures forever. And you get to as well....... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you're adopted..... sorry....

Piper McLean: O-O er mer gerd

~Zeus UPDATED his Lightning Bolt~

I HATE ALL OF YOU. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE ANNOYING LITTLE TWITS. ALL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR TRAP AND DIE. LIKE LITERALY GO AWAY AND NEVER BUG ME AGAIN YOU BUNCH OF IGITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!