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~~Leo Valdez updated his Toolbelt~~

Having trouble breaking up with someone???

1) Lean in for kiss

2) Stop right before your lips touch theirs

3) Say, "Oh ___, if only there was someone who loved you"

4) Walk away and let them die

~~Comments~~

Anna Chase: DUCK YOU HANS

Anna Chase: AND DUCK YOU LEO

Percy Jackson: The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made of the interiors of collapsing stars. We're all made of stardust...

Jason Grace: SCIENCE!

Piper McLean: You okay Percy?

Nico Di Angelo: Yeah he's fine, we were dueling and fell hitting his head, I think it turned his brain on....

Leo Valdez: *throws nut at you while you're crying over a breakup* Oh sorry did I cashew at a bad moment?

Anna Chase: Please stop

Leo Valdez: *throws another nut at you* pistachiNO

Percy Jackson: OMFGs, I was walking home from the bus stop and going up to my building and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like 'aw that's so sweet', but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like "You're a huge a***hole, Tom." And he was like "JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH"

Piper McLean: Hey look it's Percy and Annabeth in thirty years^^^

Anna Chase: That's so mean PIpes!

Percy Jackson: Mean, but accuarte

Anna Chase: Well you do act like an idiot a lot

Percy Jackson: You got me there

Sally Jackson: Oh boy howdy does she

Percy Jackson: REALLY MOM?!

~~Nico updated his Skull~~

If I was in the hunger games I'd just get McDonalds as a sponsor but instead of the eating big macs they'd send me during the games I'd use them as bait to trap people and every time i'd make a kill I'd look up at the sky, give a thumbs up and whisper "I'm lovin' it"

~~Disturbed Comments~~

Leo Valdez: Why does this sound planned?

Nico Di Angelo: Because one night you were bothering me very much and I had just finished the 'Hunger Games' so, this came to mind :)

Jason Grace: Leo, you should be afraid, very afraid.

Leo Valdez: What is he going to.gnhzx"DAH,,. '

Jason Grace: That

~~Percy Jackson updated his Trident~~

Somebody is playing a piano and it's midnight, WHY?!

~~Comments~~

Percy Jackson: UPDATE: I figured out they're playing 'my heart will go on'

Percy Jackson: UPDATE: I just opened my door and yelled, "ROSE" the music stopped and I can hear somebody running down the hall above me southing "JACK?" OH MY GODS

Aphrodite: CAN I SHIP IT?!

Athena: NO, it'll sink

Piper McLean: Did you just?

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