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Densest of Bricks

Edit 7/5/15: This chapter was edited on July 5.

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Percy Jackson has updated his status:

I would appreciate it if a certain goddess would stop messaging me and telling me to stop dating Annabeth.

*cough Athena cough*

Comments:

Poseidon aka the Water Guy: Just give it up, Athena.

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: No. I don't want my daughter dating an idiot.

Percy Jackson: I'm not an idiot!

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: Okay, prove it then. Solve this riddle. What is so delicate that even mentioning it breaks it?

Percy Jackson: Umm... a repressed memory!

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: Umm, no. Not even close. The answer was 'silence'.

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: Here's an easier one. A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

Percy Jackson: He... uhh... it's a trick question!!!

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: Wrong. He left on his horse which is named Friday.

Percy Jackson: Ohhhhh

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: I will resort to the easiest question known to man.

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: What is 2 + 2?

Percy Jackson: Umm... *starts sweating* Are calculators allowed??

Percy Jackson: lol jk, the correct answer is fish.

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: ????

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: The answer is 4...?

Percy Jackson: When you overlap the 2's and flip one around it looks like a fish.

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: You are the densest of bricks, Percy Jackson.

Percy Jackson: What's that supposed to mean?

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER: -_-

Leo Valdez: Welcome back to another episode of Whale Watching! The common whale Athena often shows has just been spotted!!

Athena DO NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER has logged off.

Leo Valdez has posted a message on Calypso's wall.

Comments:

Leo Valdez: I knew you were

Calypso: What?

Leo Valdez: You were gonna come to me

Calypso: You're not making any sense!

Leo Valdez: And here you are

Calypso: ????

Leo Valdez: But you better choose carefully

Calypso: What am I choosing between?

Leo Valdez: 'Cause I, I'm capable of anything

Calypso: Cool...?

Leo Valdez: Of anything, and everything

Calypso: You're still not making any sense!

Leo Valdez: Make me your Aphrodite

Calypso: Okay, that's just creepy since you're a guy.

Leo Valdez: Make me your one and only

Calypso: No!

Leo Valdez: But don't make me your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

Calypso: Why are you repeating yourself?

Leo Valdez: So you wanna play with magic

Calypso: No, I don't.

Leo Valdez: Boy, you should know what you're falling for

Calypso: I'm not falling for you!

Leo Valdez: Baby do you dare to do this?

Calypso: Do what??

Leo Valdez: 'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse

Calypso: Is that a metaphor for something?

Leo Valdez: Are you ready for, ready for

Calypso: Stop repeating yourself!

Leo Valdez: A perfect storm, perfect storm

Calypso: I told you to stop repeating yourself!

Leo Valdez: 'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine

Calypso: Stop. Repeating. Yourself.

Leo Valdez: There's no going back

Calypso: Back to what?!

Leo Valdez: .... I was singing another song

Calypso: Stop posting song lyrics on my wall!!!!

Leo Valdez: Never!!!

MidnightDawn_ has updated her status:

This chapter's dedication goes to Alle_Nau.

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