Edit: 6/13/15: This chapter was edited on June 13.
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Percy Jackson has updated his status:
WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND FRIENDED REBECCA BLACK?!
Comments:
Connor Stoll: Wasn't
Travis Stoll: us.
Rebecca Black: IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
Percy Jackson: NO!! STOP!!!!!
Percy Jackson has updated his status:
Thalia Grace is the most awesome person ever!!!
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: ???
Thalia Grace: I'm not the hacker!
Percy Jackson: yeah, sure.
Thalia Grace: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN ON IN WEEKS!! ASK LADY ARTEMIS!
Artemis: This is true.
Percy Jackson: Fine.
Percy Jackson has updated her status:
WHO CHANGED MY GENDER TO A GIRL
Comments:
Percy Jackson: hehehehe
Percy Jackson: WHOEVER YOU ARE STOP HACKING ME
Percy Jackson: no
Percy Jackson: STOP
Percy Jackson: nO
Percy Jackson: APHRODITE IS HOT
Percy Jackson: sTAHP PLEASE
Percy Jackson: you stop
Leo Valdez: Is Percy fighting with himself?
Jason Grace: *shrugs*
Leo Valdez: Maybe he's pretending to hack himself!!!
Percy Jackson: I'M NOT PRETENDING
Percy Jackson: yes I am
Percy Jackson: NO I'M NOT
Percy Jackson: gsaio27;bdak SEND say3719!:fjauq HELP gkw58,oan
Perseus Jackson has updated his status:
THE OTHER PERCY JACKSON ACCOUNT IS AN IMPOSTER!
Comments:
Percy Jackson: WHAT?! I'M NOT AN IMPOSTER! YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!
Annabeth Chase: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! TO DETERMINE WHO THE REAL PERCY IS, I WILL ASK YOU A SERIES OF QUESTIONS.
Perseus Jackson: This is dumb! I'm the real Percy!
Percy Jackson: No! I am!
Annabeth Chase: STOP FOR ONE MINUTE!!
Perseus Jackson: Fine.
Percy Jackson: *glares at impersonator*
Annabeth Chase: Who was the first president?
Perseus Jackson: George Washington. Duh.
Percy Jackson: Umm.. *sweats* I didn't pass U.S. History in 8th grade!!
Annabeth Chase: What is 12 divided by 6?
Percy Jackson: 4?
Perseus Jackson: 2.
Annabeth Chase: Final question. What kind of pet does Percy have? And what is its name?
Perseus Jackson: Snakes! George and Martha. That's a no brainer.
Percy Jackson: Hellhound. Mrs. O'Leary.
Annabeth Chase: I have come to a conclusion...
Annabeth Chase: The fake Percy is...
Annabeth Chase: Perseus Jackson!
Perseus Jackson: What? I'm the real Percy!!
Annabeth Chase: Nice try, Hermes.
Perseus Jackson: How did you know it was me?
Annabeth Chase: 1. Percy isn't that smart and 2. You have pet snakes named George and Martha.
Perseus Jackson: Okay, fine. I admit it. I was the hacker.
Percy Jackson: gasp!! :O
Percy Jackson: I knew it!!
Annabeth Chase: No you didn't. Don't lie.
Percy Jackson: Okay, fine. I didn't know it was Hermes.
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