Selfies

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Edit 7/5/15: This chapter was edited on July 5.

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Percy Jackson had posted an album titled 'Selfies'.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: #2fab4u

Annabeth Chase: oh. my. gods.

Leo Valdez: rotflshmsfoaidmt!!

Piper McLean: What does that stand for?

Leo Valdez: Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco

Piper McLean: Oh.

Nico di Angelo: DIP ME IN THE RIVER LETHE! I NEVER WANTED TO SEE PERCY DO DUCK FACE, WTF!!!!!!

Leo Valdez: Dude, I think you mean WTH.

Nico di Angelo: WHY WOULD I USE MY DAD'S NAME IN VAIN?!

Leo Valdez: Fine then, use WTL!

Nico di Angelo: ????

Leo Valdez: It stands for what the Leo!

Jason Grace: I know Percy likes to do trends on the Internet, but come on!

Annabeth Chase: Somehow I knew this was coming...

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

Why does no one like my selfies? :(

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Do you want the truth or a lie?

Percy Jackson: Truth.

Annabeth Chase: Honestly, leave the selfies to that band that made the song about it.

Percy Jackson: I change my mind, I want the lie.

Annabeth Chase: We actually adore your selfies! Post more!

Percy Jackson: ok!!! I can do that!!!

Percy Jackson has posted an album titled 'More Selfies!!'.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Annabeth said that you guys liked them so much you wanted me to post more, so here you are!

Frank Zhang: Oh no....

Frank Zhang: Percy, look...

Leo Valdez: Dude, you had the perfect opportunity to say 'let me be frank with you'!

Frank Zhang: You say that to me pretty much every other day... -_-

Leo Valdez: All hail the holy whale!!!!

Frank Zhang: *facepalms*

Annabeth Chase: Percy... I hate to break it to you but nobody likes them... I'm sorry..

Percy Jackson: No it's fine... *sniffles* I'll just delete them

Percy Jackson has removed two albums.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: There... Now no one will have to see my horrible selfies

Percy Jackson: Maybe I should just wear a paper bag over my face??

Annabeth Chase: No, don't do that, babe... Look, I'll buy you some ice cream, yeah?

Percy Jackson: Will it possibly be blue ice cream?

Annabeth Chase: Anything you want.

Percy Jackson: :D

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have logged off.

MidnightDawn_ has updated her status:

I tried to make this chapter longer. :3

Also, I changed the cover for this story. What do you guys think of it?

This chapter's dedication goes to Harriet_rose_x.

Dedication goes to a commenter!

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