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Edit 4/16/15: This chapter was edited on April 16.

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Leo Valdez has updated his status:

I was in bunker 9 and was walking around when I stubbed my toe on Buford. I was even wearing shoes! How does that work?

Comments:

Percy Jackson: It's always your pinky toe that gets stubbed! It's never your big toe, it's the smallest one.

Thalia Grace: Is Buford okay?

Leo Valdez: Is that all you care about? If Buford is okay? WHAT IF I DIED FROM THAT?

Thalia Grace: 1. Suck it up, Valdez. 2. No one in the history of stubbing their toes has ever died from stubbing their toe!

Leo Valdez has deleted this post.

Katie Gardner has updated her status:

It's that time of the year again!!

Comments:

Percy Jackson: School? At least I'm a senior and it'll all be over after this year.

Annabeth Chase: Flu season?

Travis Stoll: We get to steal school supplies?

Leo Valdez: Christmas? :D

Katie Gardner: No, no, not this again, and have you looked at a calendar recently Leo?

Piper McLean: I give up. What is it?

Katie Gardner: The new season of The Voice is coming soon! :D

Drew Tanaka: Oh that show where people sing? Isn't Adam Levine a judge or whatever? He's kind of hot.

Katie Gardner: He's 34...

Leo Valdez: Awkward.

Apollo has updated his status:

Did you know that Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Adele?

Comments:

Grover Underwood: Thanks for that totally useless piece of knowledge...

Piper McLean: Really?? CRJ looks like she's 18! Adele looks like she's 43 or something.

Leo Valdez: Mind. Blown.

Percy Jackson: Who? Sorry, I've been out of it lately since Thalia and them have been here.

Thalia Grace: What's that supposed to mean?

Percy Jackson: You made me think Kronos had taken Annabeth as a host!

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

#hashtag

Comments:

Piper McLean: For the last time, this isn't twitter!

Percy Jackson: no hablo español

Leo Valdez: Guys, I can speak Percy. I think he will only understand us if we speak like him! Watch.

Leo Valdez: #hello #percy #this #isnt #twitter #so #stop #with #the #hashtags

Percy Jackson: #i #refuse

Annabeth Chase: -.- He's going through another phase with the hashtags.

Leo Valdez: #annabeth #says #she #will #give #you #twenty #drachmas #if #you #stop

Annabeth Chase: What? I never said that.

Percy Jackson: #pay #up #annabeth

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

Who wants to bet Nico will be mad he missed Thalia?

Comments:

Leo Valdez: I'll bet you 20 drachmas he won't miss her.

Percy Jackson: You're on!

Hazel Levesque: Nico is actually feeling better. He said he'll be going back to CHB tomorrow.

Thalia Grace: Hunters, start packing up.