Edit 6/13/15: This chapter was edited on June 13.
~~~~~
Poseidon the Water Bender has updated his status:
This new Flappy Bird game is very addicting!!
Comments:
Zeus: I for once agree with you, brother!
Ares Smashes Skullz: BUT IT DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE -Facebook has removed this inappropriate language- PIPE
Percy Jackson: Dad! Stop with the embarrassing names!
Athena: This game is all about strategy. You need to tap the screen at the right moment.
Leo Valdez: lol ldy Athna i jst tap teh scren whnevr
Annabeth Chase: *Lady *Athena *I *just *the *screen *whenever
Percy Jackson: That's why your high score is 2. -_-
Leo Valdez: itz a wahle
Annabeth Chase: *It's *whale
Aphrodite: Whenever I'm not stalking Percy and Annabeth for my secret Percabeth tumblr account that you shouldn't look up, I'm playing Flappy Bird.
Hephaestus: My son made this game! :D
Apollo Hotter than the Sun: lol I play this while driving the car across the sky.
Artemis: What is that rule mortals have? No texting while driving?
Apollo Hotter than the Sun: 1. I'm not texting 2. I'm a god so it doesn't apply to me
Artemis: *rolls eyes*
Hades: I don't always play Flappy bird, but when I do, I always die within the first five pipes.
Hermes: When I'm not delivering mail, I play this game :D Kudos to Hephaestus' son for making this wonderful game.
Hera: YOU MOTHERDUCKING BIRD YOU WEREN'T EVEN TOUCHING THE MOTHERDUCKING PIPE SO WHY DID YOU DUCKING DIE
Hera: I mean
Hera: This game is delightful :)
Mr. D: woooo my high score is 5 lets celebrate by drinking some wine!!!
Zeus: Dionysus, you are still under sentence and cannot drink wine.
Mr. D: Dang it. :( Diet Coke will have to do.
Demeter Cereal: Someone should make a game about cereal!!!
Hades: Oh great, here we go again.
Demeter Cereal: Cereal is great for your health!
Zeus: We are not interested in your cereal, Demeter.
Demeter Cereal: Free cereal!!!
Apollo Hotter than the Sun: I'll take some!
Artemis: Apollo! Don't encourage her.
Demeter Cereal: *hands Apollo cereal*
Apollo Hotter than the Sun: Yaaaaay! :D
Ares: NO! NOT THE CEREAL AGAIN! THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED YOU FILLED MY HOUSE TO THE BRIM WITH CEREAL!
Demeter Cereal: :(
Poseidon the Water Bender: Look, Demeter. We like you, its just that you need to stop being so obsessive over cereal.
Demeter Cereal has changed her name to Demeter.
Comments:
Poseidon the Water Bender: That's a good start.
BananaJump has updated her status:
Hey everyone! I hope you like this chapter!
Let me know what your Flappy Bird high score is! :)
This chapter's dedication goes to Alakay798.
Dedication goes to a commenter!
YOU ARE READING
FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo
Fanfictionjust a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)
