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The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks

Edit 6/9/15: This chapter was edited on June 9.

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Octavian has updated his status:

JACKSON!!!!!!!

Comments:

Percy Jackson: What'd I do?

Octavian: YOU SPILLED MY PEPSI!!!

Percy Jackson: I didn't spill it! I smashed it! I did it because I was avenging Mr. Cuddles! And also, someone might have poisoned it! You can thank me later.

Octavian: No one would poison it. Everyone likes me.

Percy Jackson: Whatever helps you sleep at night...

Octavian: If only you could see right now that I'm seething with anger.

Jason Grace: He's not kidding. His veins on his arms are bulging...

Percy Jackson: o_o

Octavian: One of these days I'm going to get you back, Jackson. So bad you'll be crying for mercy and your daddy to come save you. But, by the time he shows up, you'll be dead.

Percy Jackson: O_O

Octavian: Now if you excuse me, I have some important business elsewhere.

Octavian has logged off.

Percy Jackson: Umm, did he just send me a death threat? O_O

Jason Grace: Yeah..

Percy Jackson: I'm scared now D:

Jason Grace: If he kills teddy bears like that, I can't wait to see how he kills monsters. Or even humans!

Percy Jackson: I don't want to go anywhere alone now!!

Percy Jackson has posted a comment on Octavian's wall.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Why do you care that I spilled your Pepsi?!?

Octavian: It's just the fact that you spilled it!

Percy Jackson: Can I buy you a new can to make it better?

Octavian: No.

Percy Jackson: A case of it?

Octavian: Sure! :D

Percy Jackson: I'll bring it over to CJ tomorrow!!

Octavian: Ok!!

Percy Jackson has posted a video. (Multimedia)

Comments:

Percy Jackson: I think Ryan's onto something!!!

Annabeth Chase: *facepalm*

Piper McLean: I used to be in Key Club..

Jason Grace: Really? o.O

Frank Zhang: Who else thought he was saying Miley was part of the illuminati?

Leo Valdez: I thought he was going to say that, too!

Athena: You are all vacuous (except my own daughter of course). Miley Cyrus is 'twerking' just because she wants to prove she is not part of Disney anymore and is all grown up.

Percy Jackson: 1. What does vacuous mean? 2. I never expected Athena to say twerking o.o

Athena: You are just proving my point, Poseidon Scum.

Percy Jackson: Are you calling me a basshole?!

Athena: As you young ones would say... *facepalm*

Annabeth Chase: Nice one, mom! *high fives*

Athena: *high fives*

Percy Jackson: Hey, wait a minute! I just googled what it meant! I'm not stupid!!!

BananaJump has updated her status:

I would like to thank you all for 100K reads on this story. It means so much that you all find this book hilarious! I really can't say thank you enough.

This chapter is dedicated to ThaliaGrace101.

Dedication goes to a commenter! :)