I saw the carnival come into view. I saw the gigantic Ferris wheel already spinning filled with people, the tall rides with screaming people. You could also hear those men saying things to get you to play their games.
“Oooo Jayy look at that ride! Oooo and that one! Holy fuck! I hope they have cotton candy!” I squealed pulling on Jayy’s arm. He laughed and kissed my cheek.
“Have fun kids, but not too much fun.” Dahvie said winking and running off with Sally.
I looked around at all the people talking and screaming. There were tons of couples there too. Hopefully there won’t be many people who will recognize us. I don’t mind people coming up to us for autographs and shit but I want to spend time with Jayy.
“Babe what do you want to do first?” he asked.
“I don’t even fuckin know!” I replied.
“Ok let’s go on the rides first, just in case your stomach isn’t strong.” He said.
“Good idea. Oooo! Let’s go on that one first!” I said pointing to this: http://www.google.com/imgres?start=453&hl=en&biw=1441&bih=721&gbv=2&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=n5i61UOf4CiH-M:&imgrefurl=http://www.boisedailyphoto.com/2011/08/carnival-rides-at-western-idaho-fair.html&docid=7hc_7xxBoSltkM&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pZCBIpQbGRs/Tlanin2el_I/AAAAAAAALCU/jmfl72LfmuE/s400/rides+11.jpg&w=400&h=356&ei=uad7T97aD8e70QHl4uC4Bg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=178&vpy=370&dur=754&hovh=212&hovw=238&tx=101&ty=113&sig=105883153878202903189&page=21&tbnh=149&tbnw=157&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:19,s:453
“Fuck yeah!” he said and we ran to it.
We went on a few rides which was a blast. I was so fuckin scared I was literally shaking in my seat. You would think after a few I would get used to it, but no. I think I actually got more scared after each one.
“Leslie bumper cars!” Jayy squealed.
“Dahvie and Sally are over there too! Leggo!” I said. We quietly walked behind them in line. I winked at Jayy.
“OMG! It’s Dahvie Vanity and Sally Stiches!” I squealed like a fan.
“Oh shit! They got us Sally! Run bitch!” he said.
“Woah hold da fuck up. I’m just messing with you bitches.” I said laughing my ass off.
“That wasn’t fuckin funny Leslie! Now imma have to beat yo ass on the bumper cars.” Dahvie said.
“Pfffft. I’m a professional ass whooper.” I replied.
“Ok you guys next.” The guy working there said. I ran inside.
“Get ready for some ass whooping!” I yelled as I drove off. I totally whooped Dahvie’s ass. It was funny because I just came out of nowhere and rammed full speed into him and he almost was flung out of the bumper car.
After the bumper cars we decided to get something to eat.
We all got cotton candy. I got pink while everybody else got blue. Retards.
“I really like this shit.” I said stuffing a bunch in my mouth.
“Oo! We have to make moustaches out of it. Ok all you have to do is lick it a little and stick it on your face.” Dahvie said. We all did it and we looked fuckin ridiculous!
“Ok let’s take a picture of us pretending to drink tea. You know like with their pinky’s up and shit.” I said. The moustaches looked like this: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1441&bih=721&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=ULob6IbWgnZO8M:&imgrefurl=http://www.myspace.com/tommysbio/photos/8396207&docid=_t_mpR_qmTCfoM&itg=1&imgurl=http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/d0eb6813f972d442282814761cbf9f7c/l.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=bbB7T9ijEqyq0AGomaj0BQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=613&vpy=189&dur=1525&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=147&ty=110&sig=105883153878202903189&page=1&tbnh=169&tbnw=212&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0
