Ask Norte America!

April Fools and Easter

Me: happy Easter!

Mexico: Joyeuses Pâques! *sighs happily* it's so nice today.

Canada: um... guys America isn't here.

Mexico: oh so that's why today had been so nice.

Me: *nibbling on chocolate* I have him today off.

Mex and Canada: you did what!?

America: *busts in* April Fools!

Canada: *face palm*

Mex: I hate you both.

Me: *hands Mex 20 bucks* we friends again?

Mex: *snatched money* of course.

America: Wait!? Why can't I buy your friendship!?

Mex: *arches eyebrow* you know why, gringo.

America: our war happened almost 200 years ago!

Mex: well you have done other stupid stuff since to shut up!

Canada: well isn't this just great. Now they are at it again!

America: you attacked the Alamo! And killed Davy Crockett!

Mex: you should not have been trying to take Texas from me!

America: it wasn't me at the beginning! And you started it by adding more regulations on the settlers!

Mex: I had every right to! They were on my land!

America and Mex: *now are first fighting on the floor again*

Canada: *sigh*

Me: *pulls them apart* enough! America has a question and then you can kill each other!

Mex: *growl* Fine

America: *sigh* okay

Me: did you know Penny is bullied?

America: *blinks in surprise* April fools joke?

Me: nope.

America: no... is it Virgina again?

Mex: get better control over your kids.

America: says the man do doesn't know where half his kids are most one the time!

Mex: I know exactly where my kids are!

America: Chiapas is trying to escape your house again.

Mex: is not! *gets a text from one of his other kids that Chiapas is trying to sneak out* that doesn't count!

Me: quiet! Both of you go take care of your kids!

America and Mex: *both leave quickly*

Me: well that's it. Don't forget to ask and dare!

Canada: Thank goodness they left. Bye!