Me: welcome back!
America: the hero is here!
Mexico: your always here Stupido
Canada: h-here we go again
America: now I know why Romano was Spain's favorite.
Mexico: silencio! You know nothing! Stupido! *fuming but looks sad at the same time*
Me: *hits America upside the head* that was just plain cruel!
America: but he...!
Me: no buts about it! Now your dared to kidnap Italy from Germany and one of our readers said they would help you if you want.
Mexico: your screwed Stupido *has video camera ready*
Canada: *watching quietly with kuma*
America: not exactly! *calls Olive Garden* two orders of spaghetti please for Alfred! *hangs up* thanks reader but I got this! *he leaves*
Rest of us: *follow*
America: *gets food and then adds sleeping powder to both*
Mexico: how did he come up with this!
Canada: h-how?
Me: i told you guys he could be smart!
America: *goes to Germany's house and gives it to Italy*
Italy: thanks America! *since Prussia is out with France and Spain, he and Germany have Spaghetti and fall asleep*
America: *sneaks in and takes Italy*
Me, Canada, and Mexico: *follow with our jaws dropped*
All: *back at my place in the Hetalia world*
America: I did it!
Mexico: and I still can't believe it
Canada: *nods*
Me: well Mexico... you can't have alcohol for a week.
Mexico: por qué!?
Me: one of my readers says it's bad for you
Mexico: I can't believe I have to do this again!
America: *laughing at his misery*
Canada: I'm s-sorry Mexico.
Me: *gives Mexico some Pan dulce*
Mexico: gracias admin
Italy: *wakes up* what happened?
Me: nothing Italy! Germany will be here to get you soon!
Italy: ok!
Time Skip brought by Me explaining what happened to Germany and him punching America anyway before leaving with Italy.
Me: week's up!
Mexico: tequila! Now! *eye twitch*
Canada: *hands him some*
Mexico: *getting drunk in the back ground*
Me: and for Canada...
Canada: *gulp*
Me: from one of our readers: you're adorable, sweet, shy, and forever I want to hug you. So even if people forget you, just know I will always remember!
Canada: *blushing* th-thank you! *hugs you*
Kuma: Someone finally remembers you Mister!
Canada: *face palm*
America: well that moment is ruined
Me: no kidding
Mexico: why am I not your favorite! I have you your first tomato for pity sake!
Me: he is very drunk
America: wonderful
Canada: and he's hallucinating again
Me: well that's it for now! Don't forget to ask and dare!
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
