Ask Norte America!

Father's Day

Me and N.A.T.: happy Father's Day!

Me: so what did you guys do?

America: got a gift for England!

Canada: *covers face* wh-what exactly did you get him eh?

America: some doctor Who stuff

Rest of us: *looking at him shocked*

America: what!?

Canada: w-well I got Papá some good w-wine. What ab-about you Mex?

Mexico: I put some flowers on Mayan Empire's grave. *looks a bit depressed but is trying to hide it*

Me: what about...

Mexico: I AM NOT GETTING THAT CONQUISTADOR ANYTHING!

Canada: h-here we go

Mexico: *rants about how much he hates Spain for a while*

America: Philippines gave an extra gift to Spain and said it was from all the Latin American countries who still don't like him so he wouldn't be sad huh?

Mexico: *quiet for a moment* she always does

Me: anyway we get to play would you rather again America

America: oh joy

Me: would you rather sing "Anything You Can Do."

America: yes!

Me: with Russia

America: NO!

Mexico: Sí!

Me: or play the same prank on one of your other states?

America: prank!

Mex: but...

Canada: Wh-which state?

Me: Alaska

America: so this still involves Russia?

Mexico: Sí!

Russia: I'm here

Rest of us: *scream*

Me: how long have you been here?

Russia: *shrug* not sure. I could have crawled out of the pit of hell for all you know. And what kind of prank are you going to pull?

Alaska: *enters* hi everyone. *notices Russia and he pales* why is he here?

Alaska: age 15. Jet black hair that goes to his shoulders but is usually in a pony tail. America's eyes. His face still mostly looks like Russia's. Almost as tall as America. Skin tone: white. Speaks: English, Russian, and Inuktitut. Quiet. A gentle giant for the most part unless you make him angry. Extremely loyal. A little lonely sometimes.

America: Alaska I have a surprise for you.

Alaska: *digging his fingers into his palms* it can't be good if he's here.

Russia: oh medvezhonok (bear cub) your happy to see me da?

America: *gives look that says this is way to cruel* I'll sing the song with Russia. I... Won't do this to Alaska. And he gave me a good father's dad gift.