Ask Norte America!

Happy New Year

Me and America: Happy New Year!

Mexico: ¡Feliz año nuevo!

Canada and Kuma: Bonne année

Me: It's talent show time! America and Mex will have a dance off at the end! But first everyone has to do their own separate acts. *almost sits down but is pushed up by America*

America: and admin goes first!

Me: but...

Mex: I second it!

Me: but... Canada... help

Canada: *sighs* sorry nothing I can do

Me: fine... I'll sing. Church Bells by Carrie Underwood

America: yes! 

Me: *music starts playing*
Jenny grew up wild, like a blackfoot daisy
Out in the shack with a blue tick hound
Broke as hell, but blessed with beauty
The kind that a rich man can't turn down
She caught the eye of an oil man dancing
One summer night in a dime store dress
She had the looks, he had the mansion
And you can figure out the rest

It was all roses, dripping in diamonds
Sipping on champagne
She was all uptown, wearing that white gown
Taking his last name

She could hear those church bells ringing, ringing
And up in the loft, that whole choir singing, singing
Fold your hands and close your eyes
Yeah, it's all gonna be alright
And just listen to the church bells ringing, ringing
Yeah, they're ringing

America: *jumps up next to me* my turn!

Mexico: gringo get down!

America: make me!
*singing*

Jenny was hosting Junior League parties
And having dinner at the country club
Everyone thought they were Ken and Barbie
But Ken was always getting way too drunk
Saturday night, after a few too many
He came home ready to fight
And all his money could never save Jenny
From the devil living in his eyes

It was all bruises, covered in makeup
Dark sunglasses
And that next morning, sitting in the back pew
Praying with the baptist

She could hear those church bells ringing, ringing
And up in the loft, that whole choir singing, singing
Fold your hands and close your eyes
Yeah, it's all gonna be alright
You just listen to the church bells ringing, ringing
Yeah, they're ringing

Me: *America is standing back to back with me* Jenny slipped something in his Tennessee whiskey

America: No law man was ever gonna find

Me: And how he died is still a mystery

America: But he hit a woman for the very last time

America and me: She could hear those church bells ringing, ringing
Standing there in a black dress singing, singing
Fold your hands and close your eyes
Yeah, it's all gonna be alright
And just listen to the church bells ringing, ringing
Yeah, they're ringing
*me and America bow together*

Mexico: that doesn't count!

Me and America: yes, it does!

America: for both of us!

Mex: fine! Than it's my turn! *drags Spain in* let's do this *they Flamenco dance* *Spain dances the female part*

Spain: happy new year nueva... *gets forced out of room by Mex*

Mex: and you ruined it! Again!

Canada: m-my turn! *makes his world famous pancakes and we all eat*

Me: now *drumroll* dance off

America and Mex: *both start dancing to Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin* *America is completely out classed by Mexico* 

Mexico: I win gringo!

America: shut up!

Me: goodnight everyone!

Canada: don't f-forget to ask and d-dare